Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML
Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
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tikimuppet 11
So your boyfriend loves you for something other than your looks? Am I reading this wrong or is this the opposite of an fml? ;/
catfish_charlie 0
great boyfriend
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Comments (163)
Hughmadd 0
And how is this a bad thing?
perdix 31
Another compliment-fishing trip gone wrong! YDI for discussing your feelings with a guy -- we hate that!
theshocker09 1
well said ^
rockefoe 6
lol boys...
carcinogan 0
gotta love us ;)
Hughmadd 0
@37: Uh, no...he said that he loved her for more than her looks...
Jewelofagal 2
#42 -- He very clearly said that she isn't good looking enough for him to love her for her looks.
W4X 0
This is (I count) the 3,626 FML I have read that has something to do with a boyfriend or girlfriend not dating for the looks. AT LEAST YO HAVE ONE! Jeez.
TheNewGuy03 29
perhaps she wanted a more shallow guy who only dated for looks, i.e., anything with a penis. that'll make her happy! |the kid|
mara16 6
OP, you poptard.
Petawhitney 2
Ydi for being a Fatty McFatkins.
C19_fml 9
What?
LesCDeal 6
So you think that telling your boyfriend that you don't think he loves you is the key to building a successful relationship? Plus, I think you took it wrong. Maybe not, but who cares. You ask a stupid question, ya get a stupid answer. And I am SO TIRED of these "...And he/she was serious" endings. Either most of them are made up, you can't take a joke, or we have a lot of spineless people around here.
Hughmadd 0
"And I am SO TIRED of these '...And he/she was serious' endings. Either most of them are made up, you can't take a joke, or we have a lot of spineless people around here." Hell. Yes. Thumbs up x1,000, bro/sis. Literally, half of the FMLs are "my boy/girlfriend said something mean that made me feel saaaaad...:(" when the OP most likely misinterpreted their boyfriend/girlfriend or would get offended by their own damn shadows. Are you people honestly saying your life is ****** because of their joke/insult? I liked it better when FML wasn't overrun by a bunch of whiny teenagers...
Jewelofagal 2
Speaking as 1/2 of a happily married couple (18 years), it's far better she communicate her feelings to the guy than not.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Agreed. The "he/she was serious" ending is annoying and trite. I also hate the "guess who...?" ending. It's almost always a YDI from me whenever I see it.
TheNewGuy03 29
i was thinking the exact same thing about 450939 fmls ago. this has to stop. now. in fact, if it contains "he/she was serious" anywhere in the fml, i'm not voting it in. |the kid|
ImaginaryFoe 1
Good idea, kid. We should either petition the mods to change the ending or vote no to any submissions that end that way.
kathryne12 0
he loves you for what you are!! that was sweet of him!
scottatfe 0
that's what you get for second guessing the guy.
TheB0a 5
I might be readin the FML wrong. I agree with number 4.