Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML
Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
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tikimuppet 11
So your boyfriend loves you for something other than your looks? Am I reading this wrong or is this the opposite of an fml? ;/
catfish_charlie 0
great boyfriend
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Comments (163)
shortystar_fml 0
at least he loves u for u
salaamdelroba 0
I second the "learn to swallow" comment. Suck it up, Princess.... Looks ain't everything.
TheLittleLoli 0
really? because if you're boyfriend truly loved you, he'd see you as one of the most beautiful women in the world.
AzKoldAzICE 3
hey at least he didn't lie to you. then we would be reading a fml on how much of a liar he is
scubaddiver4 0
I'm pretty sure that he's saying that he is not with her for her looks, but loves her instead. I say stuff like this in a sarcastic way to show that I'm not in it for sex or looks.. OP just mistook his message.
Jerzyginger74 0
That is why you don't say dumb things like that to men. You're guaranteed not to get the response you were looking for, lol.
fearfulsymmetry 1
No more of these FMLs. SERIOUSLY. SHUT UP.
Sparx1_1 16
Ok so he gets an F for social skills on this one - BUT... He's with you because he LOVES you. Get over you vanity little girl. Just because you'd like to be a supermodel does not mean that you are. You have something that a lot of people never find so just get over yourself.
sammie25 0
now you know he goes for feelings!! :D
corbycorbs 0
seriously OP? stop bitching about it he loves you for YOU. most men dont love women for that. be thankful you got a good boyfriend