Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go to the bathroom. He said, "Okay baby, go drop your load." He also used the same voice as when he talks to his cat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML
Today, while my nephews got ready for school, my boyfriend walked into the bathroom to ask me if he could accompany us to the bus stop. Unfortunately, I couldn’t hold my diarrhea anymore. As he was asking, I began to loudly relieve myself. He looked at me in shock and just said, “Oh okay, I’ll fuck off now.” FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
Today, my boyfriend tickled me. In between laughs, I warned him that I was going to pee myself. He didn't believe me. After I actually did, he suggested we use a "safety word" from now on so that he will know when I'm being serious. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
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Top comments
Stanekus 0
This is obviously fake. Girls don't poop.
MAGNAVOX 0
YDI for looking like a cat, smelling like a cat, eating cat food, and for covering your poop after you relieve yourself.
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Comments (135)
abdel_fml 0
I like scratching my crotch with a pair of BBQ tongs.
usckanona21 0
what? y would u tell him that? ydi
OwNowBrownCow 0
Make sure you upper deck.
smokey20 0
your retarded how is this a FML big deal you had to go to the bathroom!!!
FFML_314 12
Spinning heads could be good.
redbluegreen 41
Rolling heads are more effective.
redbluegreen 41
I wouldn't say I have any first hand experience with circumcision.
FFML_314 12
HAHAHA! I love you guys. BUT Floating heads win.
redbluegreen 41
I have to say I prefer Talking Heads.
FFML_314 12
I rather enjoy slurping heads.
redbluegreen 41
I enjoy shoving metal tubes into strangers' eyes and sucking out their brai— I probably shouldn't have told you that.
FFML_314 12
I drink blood with dinner.
FFML_314 12
Want to know a secret?
FFML_314 12
I'm a European serial killer. I target men that picture me naked.
FFML_314 12
I said men. You're fine. :P
FFML_314 12
Baby you're fine! Wooo, you're hot! Sexy! On fire! Damn boy! That's what I meant. DUH!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Plump, juicy, engorged, throbbing heads. I mean, um-- that's what I hear pen likes. O.o
LilToosh 0
lol hes prob just trying to make you feel more comfortable by using a baby voice lol works on one pussy, prob works on the other :)
jleep 0
uhhh fyl why?
Frenchtony 17
OWNED
sammiie 0
haha sumone has a cat fettish
niccole_x3 0
lol. wow, why would u even be mad at this? maybe next time, don't mention that ur using the bathroom. :) problem solved, <3
Irvman21 1
Ydi for dating a guy who has a cat