Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
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Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML
Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
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SCREAM4meeee 0
One time I brought a new girl home to keep the old one company. She didn't like it so much either :/
Freeze_fml 17
It's uncommon knowledge that hamsters are territorial.
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Comments (154)
sugarbear444 0
The same thing happened to me but the other way around
Wheresmysandwich 3
cannibalism ftw
starfish7 18
#119, does that mean your hamster thought you might be lonely so it brought a companion home for you and you killed him?
FarSide 23
OP... you may have just started a trend. Hamster Fighting. At least its not illegal like dog fighting.
AnOceanPearl 2
Your life sucks because the person at the pet store should have informed you it was a bad idea. You deserve it because if you have an animal, you should try to learn as much as possible about it so shit like this doesn't happen.
DAbearz95 0
I thought everyone knew not to put two same sex hamsters into one cage?
Hannahrayne 0
Lol!
cheeringchica 1
It's your own fault, because if you knew anything about the animal you owned you would know that hamsters are solitary animals. I just feel bad for the poor hamsters!
makitokito 14
Duhhhh!!!!!! Hamsters are solitary animals and dont like company! Researchh!! Now the poor hamster is dead!
class54 0
There can be only one!