Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML
Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
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SCREAM4meeee 0
One time I brought a new girl home to keep the old one company. She didn't like it so much either :/
Freeze_fml 17
It's uncommon knowledge that hamsters are territorial.
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Comments (154)
perdix 31
What are you people talking about? Haven't you seen the "Hamster Dance" video. It clearly shows hundreds of hamsters dancing and partying and having a good time. I don't know where you are getting your propaganda, but you should be watching the same high-falutin' documentaries that I do.
laideehawk 6
You're hysterical! LMFAO!
leadman1989 16
That monster belongs behind bars! Give the other one a funeral... bury him somewhere the dogs won't find.
omegaxen 0
Hamlander! There can be only one!
VandalHeartX 0
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!! Lol!
ashiebabie 0
I had two hamsters I got them at the same time and they were both females and then the small one ate the chubby one...
SadinSherman 16
At least he isn't lonely anymore
ih82bl8 2
Well, duh! They r territorial
Daralea 21
If they were both female, YDI.
WhiteWolfChick 0
oh my gosh! poor hamster!!!
sebastianco1 0
Female and male only together in one cage haha.
vbmg152 19
Never put strange animals in a cage together!! You have to let them get to know each other first! Looks like everyone else here knows that! Well, I guess the poor thing isn't lonely anymore! RIP little hamster!!