Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, my little sister beat me at arm-wrestling. I'm a 15 year-old boy and she's 12. It happened in front of our entire extended family and they all laughed hysterically. I tried to act like I let her win, but the truth is that I was trying as hard as I could. FML
Today, I bumped into a guy I bullied for years at a bar. He was actually cool and laughed about it, but my stupid drunk ass kept urging him to hit me because I felt bad about it. We went outside and he thrashed me. At least we're friends now, I guess… FML
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
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MoonTiger 4
And you pretty much deserve that one.. dumbass
wtfml0715 0
hahahahah nice going this is pretty sad
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Comments (484)
lmmmr 0
You're... really stupid. For so many reasons. Get a life.
rxxk 0
I cry both fake and fail.
yer_maw 1
hahaha, don't be so annoying then shit like this won't happen to you
christopherlove 0
I hope she made you her bitch. Then castrated you.
mnbbv 0
lol omfg that could be a movie right there!
musicfanatic 0
Which is exactly why you should never challenge a girl to a fight! YDI, and next time pay more attention to girls, 'cause you'll never get a girlfriend :]
tWitt3rBuG 0
L0l, hitting a girl means you like her. I'm almost certain you're 6 years old! Didn't you learn never to lie? Now go sit in the corner & think about what you did. Bad boy!!! o_O
failblogftw 0
I think he's young too.
mylifeisfuckedd 0
So if you agreed because she is small and a girl and you're a buff guy, you were pretty much assuming that YOU could beat the crap out of HER, in which case YDI!!
pommeblossom 0
Go Emily!
tko 0
haha you got raped
tk89 0
You were punching her, then agreed to fight her? What the **** kind of woman-beater are you?
threer 30
Bro. Hitting people in general is wrong. Women don't want to be protected, we want to be equal. Person-beater, not a woman-beater.