Today, I thought it'd be cool and trendy to buy a Blackberry Storm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I dropped my Blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML
Today, I had my new Blackberry Curve sitting on my lunch tray. Unthinkingly, i tossed it into the garbage can. 10 minutes later i realized I had thrown it away and spent the next hour searching through six garbage cans of half-eaten food. FML
Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML
Today, I bought a new phone. It's shock proof, water proof, you name it. Just not kitten proof, it seems. That's $400 down the drain. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, I decided I would finally get up and weed our front yard. After a long couple of hours, I was hot and sweaty and decided to jump in the pool, with all my clothes on, just for fun. Right as I was in the air doing a cannon ball, my BlackBerry started to ring from my pocket... FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
Today, the canteen of the company I work for introduced a cash-less payment method to purchase food. To use it, employees must download the app, which is only available for iPhones. I have a BlackBerry. FML
Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML
Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML
Top comments
Superman8_fml 0
#11: take your battery out and put it back in. and from now on, instead of hitting the end or back buttons to exit your programs, hit the blackberry button, scroll down and press 'close'. this ends the program so that they aren't all running at the same time. also go to your internet settings and turn off java script and embedded media. and in the future, don't buy phones that you are too stupid to opperate
greendaygirl999 5
If you're so smart, you probably should have spelled "operate" correctly.
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111615 0
and..........?
hotcheergirly19 0
thts gr8 op but I dnt give a shit
Einthe 0
No it doesn't! Not unless you accidentally drop it in vegetable beef soup! I miss my old pearl...
Einthe 0
No it doesn't! Not unless you accidentally drop it in vegetable beef soup! I miss my old pearl...
babycoolJ 0
and...?
timmy455 0
haha yeah 70 i was thinking the same thing
timmy455 0
haha yeah 70 i was thinking the same thing
fyankezplayer13 0
this is stupid. I'm gonna get a pic of your face and put it on here saying "I read this his/ her story"so fml
mageoreh 0
boobs.
kmcough12 0
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