Today, my family and I went to the mall. We all split up in a department store to shop for our own clothes. While shopping, I caught my dad feeling up a mannequin in the back corner of the store. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my family and I went to the mall. We all split up in a department store to shop for our own clothes. While shopping, I caught my dad feeling up a mannequin in the back corner of the store. FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML
Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML
Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML
Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML
Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML
Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML
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thrice324 0
Take a video and use it as blackmail!
zdizzle123 0
WTF no offense but im thinking ur dad doesn't get laid much...
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Comments (123)
klsyy 0
haha fyl
Blue_Coconuts 7
Or mommy doesn't put out...
Ms_Jessie22 8
Your dad is a psycho
acccccccc 1
1-or he could have been joking? but probably not. i think this is mpre of a mlia
illmatic2 16
your dad is a pimp
jdub28 0
I feel bad for the mannequin (sp?), your dad is creepy.
korn247 5
FYL SOOOOO HARD!
XxDevilxXGt 26
lol not sure bout this one..maybe fake..or your dad was doing a prank..or hes just curios lmao :)
StoryOfTheYear 15
Take a picture :o
imaginaryvoice 18
LOL OMG! This one made me laugh! rofl this is by far my favorite FML ever! Hahahaha I'm never going to stop laughing lol
Jessi2487 0
ur dad needs to get laid.... seriously
VSOLORIO 0
WTF creepy!
xxwigglebumxx 0
I thought my family was embarrising
MichieBabiie 0
You're Dad is desperate, your mom doesn't give him any. Guess is better that than actually cheating huh?
tomas12 0
was the manikin hot........,
FMLRevoluSean 0
At least he wasn't riding on top of it naked.
Daerauko 0
atleast now you can buy him something he wants rather than another damn tie! were the mannequin's nips erect? lol he had no choice but to touch! <_<
mizzbebe69 0
lmao that's so funny.. and really creepy too maybe he likes hard plastic better than soft human :-/
KiddNYC1O 22
your dad should log on to fml. there's a lot of girls here that need to be felt up lol
noseasmamon 0
#31 uhm he has kids hence he's gotten laid...
klsyy 0
Maybe he was feeling up the mannequin because she wouldn't protest, unlike just about everyone else I imagine.
ticklemechantell 0
hha I do that almost everytme I go to Victorias secret XD
zakkyzebra 11
haha now we can tell how bad your mom is in bed
3son_fail3 0
61 that's also super creepy... hopefully atleast u don't feel the girl manikins
ticklemechantell 0
63: I ESP feel the girl mannequins XD it's fun to watch peoples reactions. esp if you act lke you're tryin to do it secretly =P
cincin75 0
61, but how? I wanna know it badly.
ticklemechantell 0
xD hha umm jst look around and slowly lean forward and tke a big sniff. then slowly reach your hand up and yeah. hahaha that was awkward
dfens 8
38 - The little model pose you're trying in your pic is all fail. However, I give you credit for dressing like your mom and not like all the skanks on here. 53 - If you put on just a little more makeup, you'll fit in well down the street at the local strip club. A pole awaits you.
klsyy 0
Hey, 72, you're a douche. They're pretty, and you're a creepy old man on FML.
KiddNYC1O 22
53 is beautiful.
noseasmamon 0
leave brittney alone!!!!!!!?
Bewitched_fml 0
sigh, you get a cookie too
TheOS025 0
Creeper....
clanceyrocks11 0
31... he did get laid, unless OP is adopted.
iluvcucumbers 0
stfu 72
Notjustanother1 0
mizz Bebe your gorgeous any how at least he wasn't trying to look up the skirt
noshatsherlockk 15
16- I'm not gonna lie, you're pretty attractive(:
kingjames_v3 0
haha WIN!
Ashleexx 0
heey sexxyy ;)
breenarae25 0
omg I love that son on ur profile!!
thrice324 0
Take a video and use it as blackmail!
golfer_boi 10
Win
luckyskates13 0
umm awq much...
Theblue_fml 0
Totally right, who to ****? The mannequin or his wife?
zdizzle123 0
WTF no offense but im thinking ur dad doesn't get laid much...
gunta 0
You are forever scarred
hoepants0227 8
wow..agreed with 4 ur dad needs to get someee
hoepants0227 8
wow..agreed with 4 ur dad needs to get someee
bodoquito89 0
awckward!!!!
Wingman527 22
Stoopid!
MoodyGirl12 0
just keep an eye on him from now on, he may upgrade.
Bullet4MyChemaMo 12
At least it wasn't his TWELFTH time doing it!