Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML
Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month. FML
Today, my cell phone service was interrupted because I owed the company 27 cents. It cost 36 dollars to reinstate my service. FML
Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML
Mr Butterfingers
Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML
Grifter
Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
Bigmouth Strikes Again
Today, I was involved in an intense argument with my dad. Just as I yelled, "You haven't done one thing for me", my phone rang. The same phone that, as of today, my dad no longer pays the bill for. FML
Today, my dad took my phone away. This would be fine if I was 14. I'm 22 and pay for all of my own bills. FML
Today, after having lost my phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have my phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found my original phone. FML
Top comments
blaine72 0
this FML sounds phony
mintcar 10
HAHAHA. Get prepaid?
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Comments (95)
blaine72 0
this FML sounds phony
rallets 23
yea, it doesnt have a ring to it
astarwarsfan 0
Its tone really gives it away.
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
Oh please, just drop that fake call.
morgan320 0
Lets just ask Billy.
RX_Paul 0
Nah it's called being there for when she needs me. I like my iPhone4 a lot but at the end of the day it's not something I NEED. Plus she knows that I draw the line with my car. the only way I would get rid of my car is if I decided to sell it, which will not happen anytime soon.
rallets 23
still seems like youre pussywhipped bro :/
MisterMuffinz 13
boooooooo
iTerrorized 4
I'll ship you my iPhone, free of charge but shipping costs twice as much as your bill. :)
The_Moustache 6
13 ruined it.
mintcar 10
HAHAHA. Get prepaid?
denlillakotten 4
Hahahhahah that happened to me but my phone was worth less than the bill..
TOL_fml 6
Well that just sucks
tylerjs12 0
haha poor
rohanmo 9
Shutup taco
Jiplo 18
or doesn't know when to stop using data or texting... Those phone bills can get quite expensive if you don't have unlimited and go over your limit.
gabrielleangeliq 0
You must have AT&T. Get a MetroPieceofSh*t if you're low on cash. Don't expect to get most of your calls though.
TheShard1994 5
nederland :D
gabrielleangeliq 0
I completely agree.
perdix 31
This is like O. Henry's "Gift of the Magi," except that is just one sentence and is pathetic.
techweed 12
funny but not one of your best, perdix
megaluke 0
tech, did he ask?
rallets 23
theres a lot of buzzkills here