Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
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Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me. Via text. With the iPhone I got him for our anniversary. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my teenage daughter faked a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her birthday. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from Facebook for iPhone." FML
Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
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MagneticGuitar 0
Cancel the contract!
Synedge 0
Get your phone back! If she dont. Just cancel that crap!
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MagneticGuitar 0
Cancel the contract!
Jbiebs82 0
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No even better wait till u c her new bf go into the house break his windows sneak into her house call her a b and grab the phone. if that doesn't work CANCEL IT
Hoplaka 0
Well.. that wouldn't work. :P Cancel it? :) FYL op what a bitch! You deserve better. :D
dorworters 9
i agree, cancel the contract, if she doesnt return the phone upon request. OR, if that somehow doesnt work, just say the phone was stolen and report it to the police. these things can be tracked. then she gets fined/arrested, AND you get the phone back.
Synedge 0
Get your phone back! If she dont. Just cancel that crap!
mahimalil 0
what I'm thinking she's a major bitch !!!
testermctest 0
Very ungrateful of her to accept a gift like that and immediately break up with you. Cancel her service, if possible.
Tubasaurus 0
I agree with #1, cancel her contract. Or if you want to really get her back, remove her text service from her plan so she gets charged $0.20 per text. She's not your girlfriend so she gets to pay it now.
danbogator 0
He bought the phone, it's probably in his name...
jisaac09 25
If he has the right to cancel it or change it then his name has to be on it...... so it won't hurt her or it would hurt him equally......
zoomster 0
I agree with everyone above me, she must be a gold digger
ILIEKGIRLS 5
Steal the phone back..
joshl 4
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There's a new iPhone coming tomorrow, why did you even buy one now?
Allen750 0
Cut the contract and get it back before she jailbreaks it!
fnool 0
Not only are you foolish for being taken for a ride like that, but the new model's set to be announced in about six hours...
my_totoro 0
she shouldn't have taken it! i would have asked for it back