Today, I thought I heard my little sister playing on my brand new grand piano. Angry, I ran downstairs to stop her. My parents were having sex. On my piano. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML
Today, my neighbors called the police and said that they saw, through the window, a suspicious person in my house doing something to my piano. The "suspicious person" was me, in my own house, playing my own piano. FML
Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turned to me and screamed at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off." FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML
Today, after I'd told this girl I’m seeing that I play piano to impress her, it turns out her father is a pianist and has a grand piano in their house. Tonight, I’m supposed to go to her place to play her my "favorite piece." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
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Samael_fml 0
You'd think they'd at least have the courtesy to wait until no one else is home before screwing somewhere where anyone could just walk in!
abcdefghijklmno_fml 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHA that sucks
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Comments (381)
duckpsy 2
#29, the top is flat when it is closed Grand pianos have a huge flat area to have sex on.
voguegirl4 0
hahaha #31
may_cause_fail 0
That doesn't sound enjoyable at all. :[
KAiTC021 0
That is so gross, me and my best friend went down to ask my parents if we should ride the snowmobile, and they were 'doing it'
RoqueSand 0
Don't use it again.
ellielovesuu 0
ahaha oh god.
Kiriel 2
#6, it's probably not fake, my mom and her BF have done it when I have had FRIENDS over, even. They know full well the walls're thin and the bed is noisy. (They once did it in a hotel room I shared with them, they thought I was asleep). Not all parents are courteous, and maybe they thought nobody was home, it happens, but it sucks when it does >_O
perfectwinds 0
#29, have you ever seen Pretty Woman? =P
666midnight 0
Haha, bet you WISHED it was your sister after seeing that =P
blland 0
watch them continue. they will stop in embarrassment. and more pocket money, possibly.