Today, I thought I'd finally make a step towards getting over my ex-fiancé by flirting with a cute waiter. I left him a note on the bill. He comes back, says "which one of you is [name]?" and leans down close to me to say, "Thanks for your note, but your card was declined." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was leaving a restaurant, the very handsome waiter, whom I had been trying to hit on all night, said to me, in front of everyone, "Why did you write your phone number on the table with hearts around it? You know I won't call you." FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML
Today, my fiance's divorce was finalized and we went out to dinner to celebrate. I stepped away to use the bathroom, then came back to a note on the table saying, "I'm going to enjoy single life, thanks!" He left me with the bill. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML
Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had a lovely dinner date. Our waitress was really sweet, so we talked about leaving her a big tip. When we got home, we discovered we both thought the other person had left it. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
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Reak0n 0
He said thanks
chimmy 0
He was nice about it though! Embarrassing, but at least he didn't shout it across the restaurant or anything.
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rafikikat 0
hahahaha that's hilarious, do you think he said thanks only to get a good tip? :p
lilyluna_fml 0
was that just his way of declining your note or was your card actually declined?
snavula 0
# 14 you are just pathetic.. And again people who fail to understand why FMLs are FMLs I guess I'll break it down for you like I did on the spanish text one.. The reason its an FML is NOT because the card was declined and NOT because the cute waiter may or may not like her. Its because the card was declined WHILE she was trying to flirt with the waiter. Although a card declining is in itself embarrassing its not quite FML worthy. But to add the fact that she was trying to flirt with a waiter makes it an FML.
crownme 0
Damn that sucks at least he he kept it discreet though && can someone tell me what "fail" means ?
martialartist7 0
i really dont think he was denying you. you should have asked for his number since he said thanks.
goldfalsebond 0
#35, you are obviosly a girl with blond hair because you are being a stupid ****. **** off
goldfalsebond 0
**** off you stupid **** woman
photographer_fml 0
thats not that bad...he said thanks to the note..your credit dard was just delcined so yea not bad
alesposito 0
Awe hahah..I think that's nature's way of telling you it's not time to get over your ex-fiance yet ;-] FYL.
plungerpal 0
#21, you may not agree with what #14 said, but there's absolutely no reason to use homophobic slurs.