Today, I thought about how my dad went to get me a Halloween costume and hasn't come home yet. That was 11 years ago. We've moved twice since then. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to meet my dad, who I haven't seen in years, at a convenience store. He didn't show up, because the location was "inconvenient." FML
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
Today, it hit me that my dad didn't cry when I moved out, he did so only when I came back later to pick up my cat. FML
Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML
Today, my 3 year old daughter's Halloween costume finally got delivered. FML
Today, I was excited to finally receive my Halloween costume in the mail after the one I ordered back in September got lost in transit. Upon reaching my mailbox, I saw the lock had been broken off and my new costume had been stolen. The party is tomorrow. FML
Today, my son couldn't find all the parts to his Cub Scout uniform. I had a serious talk with him about being prepared, and how he would need to live with the consequences of not having the right outfit on. When we arrived at the meeting, everyone was in costumes because it's Halloween. I forgot. FML
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML
Today, my dad has gone to two different relatives’ weddings in two different states this month alone. I also found out about his big birthday celebration, his BBQ and his trip to Vegas. I saw it all on Facebook. I’ve not been invited to anything, and he never visits me. I live an hour away. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy for the second time, and he was helping me buy a Christmas present for my dad. I excused myself to go to the bathroom, and when I came out, he was gone. He left me alone and took my dad's present with him. FML
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Top comments
ThaKoolKidsKlub 3
Maybe he got you a ghost costume, and was too excited so he tried it on. Now he can't get it off, and he's been around you the whole time. :o
porp1 4
Today, after slaving for 11 years on the perfect Halloween costume for my beautiful daughter, I come home to find that they have moved. Twice. FML
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Comments (277)
Techtacular 0
Making me wanna cry, OP..
emeraldisle 30
Me too! ):
leanne713 0
Me too. But what the heck does OP mean?
emeraldisle 30
Original poster
Soliz27 2
You dont need a "dad" to be a strong man.
MoogleSam 8
The OP is a woman. I'm pretty sure she doesn't want to be a 'strong man'.
RatedR916_fml 0
You should think before you speak dumbass
I_lost_the_game 25
125- Ooh he got the gender wrong because it wasn't blatantly obvious! Automatically makes him a dumbass!
NoisyNykkii 10
You're all retards, he's talking about OP's dad.... Geez =___=
heyitslexx 3
People shouldent have a kid if they're not willing to support and care for it
im_too_pro 2
...for "it"?
Raesin 21
Yes, 'it'.
amayranii 2
No good!
Muhhhlisahhh 0
I want to give you a hug :(
samrk96 0
he's probably stuck in traffic
KiddNYC1O 22
Exactly.
simpleman124 1
And got a really bad flat tire
Calyx_fml 22
He got himself a costume while he was there - the invisible man.
lollipop77_fml 6
He got the Invisible Man costume!! OP, I know he's your Dad and all, but obviously he wasn't man enough to deal with manly obligations!!
88sforlife 0
Umm.
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Don't think to hard.
traze 7
Umm?!...thanks for your input. It was most umm...
imboredareyou 1
*Looks left* *Looks right* Ahem, too* *Hides head in shame*
samrk96 0
well he probably got lost. then you moved so he couldn't find you.