Today, I was hanging out with a guy for the second time, and he was helping me buy a Christmas present for my dad. I excused myself to go to the bathroom, and when I came out, he was gone. He left me alone and took my dad's present with him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML
Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML
Today, I was at the airport, on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was four years-old. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to fuck off. The strange man was my father. FML
Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML
Today, I went to meet my dad, who I haven't seen in years, at a convenience store. He didn't show up, because the location was "inconvenient." FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
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Top comments
EvilTurtle 35
Looks like someone's going on the naughty list
Yimpish 15
Bad people like him just wait for the right time for their inner demon to present itself
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Comments (40)
EvilTurtle 35
Looks like someone's going on the naughty list
Bono363 11
It was a trap!
Richard6036 13
Well I guess you know he's not much of a friend
gobiteme2 34
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Not much of a friend. But is he boy friend material?
coops456 14
I'm gonna let you think that through #9
snarkytruth 37
It was a comment about girls dating bad boys. They put up with being treated bad even though it makes no sense.
Yimpish 15
Bad people like him just wait for the right time for their inner demon to present itself
cheeeksss 29
Police report his ass. Teach him the true meaning of Christmas.
AnimeFan28 21
Not much of a friend. Call the police and get them onto him. That's absolutely disgusting and I don't know how they could take off with something special for your family member. I hope everything goes well for you and you get to enjoy your Christmas without any stress like this
andrmac 25
I guess you won't be seeing him anymore unless it's in court!
LadyKayDee 23
Wow. That's really low. Atleast you got to know this about him early on OP.
arano 29
Call the police?
aelabed 17
I bet he was like "your dad would LOVE this ps4!!"