Today, I thought about how my dad went to get me a Halloween costume and hasn't come home yet. That was 11 years ago. We've moved twice since then. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to meet my dad, who I haven't seen in years, at a convenience store. He didn't show up, because the location was "inconvenient." FML
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
Today, it hit me that my dad didn't cry when I moved out, he did so only when I came back later to pick up my cat. FML
Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML
Today, my 3 year old daughter's Halloween costume finally got delivered. FML
Today, I was excited to finally receive my Halloween costume in the mail after the one I ordered back in September got lost in transit. Upon reaching my mailbox, I saw the lock had been broken off and my new costume had been stolen. The party is tomorrow. FML
Today, my son couldn't find all the parts to his Cub Scout uniform. I had a serious talk with him about being prepared, and how he would need to live with the consequences of not having the right outfit on. When we arrived at the meeting, everyone was in costumes because it's Halloween. I forgot. FML
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML
Today, my dad has gone to two different relatives’ weddings in two different states this month alone. I also found out about his big birthday celebration, his BBQ and his trip to Vegas. I saw it all on Facebook. I’ve not been invited to anything, and he never visits me. I live an hour away. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy for the second time, and he was helping me buy a Christmas present for my dad. I excused myself to go to the bathroom, and when I came out, he was gone. He left me alone and took my dad's present with him. FML
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ThaKoolKidsKlub 3
Maybe he got you a ghost costume, and was too excited so he tried it on. Now he can't get it off, and he's been around you the whole time. :o
porp1 4
Today, after slaving for 11 years on the perfect Halloween costume for my beautiful daughter, I come home to find that they have moved. Twice. FML
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Comments (277)
miatki 0
Well how is he supposed to come home if you keep moving on him. He's probably writing a post right now saying " I went out to get my child a Halloween costume one year and they moved while I was gone. Fml"
gracehi 33
If that's the kind of person your father is, you're better off without him in your life. Sorry you had to go through that though. I can't imagine what that must have been like. :(
WhoaItsKiernan 4
Maybe he saw a ninja costume and decided to take up the profession..no one ever notices a ninja.
caitebrown0313 2
No offense but ur dad is a b**ch
pinky78711 5
Awww man that sucks and all the people who say you deserve it how would u like it if your dad left without saying goodbye
afropuffjake 9
I'm sure he had his reasons he may not have wanted you to discover something about him. Either way you should be fine :-D
pmonkey617 0
I'm sorry :(
laurensauren 9
What's with all the legit depressing fmls lately? Like they're not even funny, they're jus extremely sad.
oarisimo 4
I go on FML to laugh at the expense of others, but this one just made me sad. I'm sorry OP :(
eleonor_fml 1
Did he die?