Today, my son couldn't find all the parts to his Cub Scout uniform. I had a serious talk with him about being prepared, and how he would need to live with the consequences of not having the right outfit on. When we arrived at the meeting, everyone was in costumes because it's Halloween. I forgot. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
That's the spirit
Today, I'd promised my daughter I’d make her costume for School Spirit Day, so I'd stayed up late hot-gluing fabric, only to now notice that I’d attached the sleeves upside down. She wore it anyway because there was no time to fix it, and I spent the day hoping no other parent would ask where I got it. FML
Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML
Quick thinking
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
The Nerf of some people
Today, I took my son to festival at a local church. He had a Nerf gun as part of his costume, but when I set it down to put something in my bag, someone walked off with it. We can't even go to a church function without running into thieves. FML
Today, I was excited to finally receive my Halloween costume in the mail after the one I ordered back in September got lost in transit. Upon reaching my mailbox, I saw the lock had been broken off and my new costume had been stolen. The party is tomorrow. FML
Chase me!
Today, my son decided to run around a supermarket in his underwear, leaving me to chase after him. FML
Scramble time
Today, I found out that all the birthday presents and decorations I bought for my son's birthday got lost in transit. I ordered them two weeks in advance, just in case something went wrong. His birthday is today and his party is tomorrow. Guess who's going to be making a Walmart trip… FML
Today, I thought about how my dad went to get me a Halloween costume and hasn't come home yet. That was 11 years ago. We've moved twice since then. FML
The guest formerly known as…
Today, I went to a costume party dressed as Prince. As I walked into the party, I realized that I was the only one who hadn't received the memo that the costume part of the party had been cancelled. I spent the evening awkwardly mingling with a group of confused strangers while dressed in purple satin. FML
Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML
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Sun_Kissed18 25
Parent fail... wow I hate it when my parents are hypocrites! And obviously it’s not Halloween but it’s probably the last meeting before Halloween and they were celebrating. (@#3)
Monado 0
I must be stupid. I had to read your comment twice in order to understand it, being it lacks complete punctuation.
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socer_kid 0
woww lol my dad did that to me once. you shoudld bemember stuff more often and for cryign otu loud go buy your kid a present or ice cream it must suck to be him right now
Gamertag__ 0
yes #1, he should probably try to 'bemember' stuff more often
AsianGirlNhi 0
Yes because that was the only word that was missed spelled. Lemme guess you get off in trying to make people look stupid? Get a life, and stop stressing other people's spelling errors.
Reyo 2
I can understand you losing your keys, or purse, and ending up half an hour late where your kid now sees you in a bad light, but how do you forget something like "It's a Halloween party...wear a f***ing costume"?
Intoxicunt 6
I am guessing it was their regularly scheduled scout meeting, only with costumes... Plus, why would a man have a purse? Or is it a "European shoulder bag"?
Reyo 2
It's easier to believe that a p;o`-+
Reyo 2
(f***ing keyboard) It's easier to believe that someone would lose a purse over a wallet. That and I didn't notice the OP was a dude.
BJ94 0
wow you are just a serious bitch that needs to put down the damn blackberry and focus on your child more... really sad...
StrictlyMCH 0
Get your nails done 19. Sheesh.
xfailureatlifexx 0
it's not a "European shoulder bag" it's a murse ;D
liveBabylon 0
FAIL!
Monado 0
Halloween comes 2 days earlier in Washington?
socer_kid 0
in case you didn't know but scouts is usually once a week soo they would dress up early just like at school for my kid don't talk stupid unless you know what your talking about ~_~
Monado 0
I must be stupid. I had to read your comment twice in order to understand it, being it lacks complete punctuation.
lifeinhd 3
*completely lacks ;)
jessxoxo28 5
i agree with #3
Witchcraft_fml 5
It could have been Halloween last year. If you haven't noticed yet, ALL of the FMLs begin with "Today".
suxs4ulol 22
they were celebarting early, i live in washington, i think i should know if halloween came 2 days early
100lol 0
Karma.
Monado 0
This isn't karama. Study up what karma is before using it so loosely.
socer_kid 0
really this is not karma karma is like saying NO you cant have $ to a homeless person then a week or 2 latter you need money and no one will lend it or give it to you
Monado 0
"Karma karma"?
BeanieBaby 0
That person really has no concept of punctuation whatsoever. Is it really that hard to stick a comma or period in so people can understand you?
chrisgllgs 0
No that is not karma either karma is a belief that your sins and good deeds will balance out to what you are in the next life read a book sometime #10
Witchcraft_fml 5
Karma is like such a thing as getting like your bum kicked for being bad like such as almost a punishment like a Karmic whoopin' and like the other stuff and like the thing like such as yeah like some believe Karma will turn you into a cockroach in your next life for being like a ******** in this life so basically like you better be good or you will come back as a bug like such as yeah
Witchcraft_fml 5
It depends, #32. Hindus believe that Karma is "the total effect of a person's actions and conduct during the successive phases of the person's existence, regarded as determining the person's destiny", and "the principle of retributive justice determining a person's state of life and the state of his reincarnations as the effect of his past deeds". Yes, I looked it up. :] Some non-Hindus believe that Karma is basically punishment for misdeeds. Say, someone causes an accident and flees the scene, and a week later is involved in a car accident caused by someone who also fled the scene. I might be wrong though, so I apologise if I am, I don't pretend to be an expert. *shrug*
chrisgllgs 0
lol im not an expert either (: im just saying because the original idea and thought of karma was created by the hindus as what you'll be in the afterlife because of your deeds in this life like what you said if your a total dick in this life then you could end up being a cockroach in the next life so basically if it was first it shouldnt have been changed into what todays society calls karma they shoulda called it something else :)
Witchcraft_fml 5
Very true. You know how society screws things up! :] Maybe I'll start putting an "H" in Karma when I'm talking about immediate punishment/retribution, and not reincarnation punishment/retribution. Kharma? :]
Sun_Kissed18 25
Parent fail... wow I hate it when my parents are hypocrites! And obviously it’s not Halloween but it’s probably the last meeting before Halloween and they were celebrating. (@#3)
roundtheworld 0
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perdix 31
The little bastard forgot, too! You might be a good family because of the inter-generational sharing of the weed, but you schmucks are as forgetful as hell. "Dude, where's my ascot?" "Heh-heh-heh, you said ASScot, heh-heh-heh."
LemonandLime 13
What?
MiddleChild08 0
Way to go. But wouldn't your son have remembered that it was a Halloween meeting? Kids tend to be pretty excited about that stuff, especially about dressing up. Great job making yourself look like a dumbass in front of your son and everyone in his Cub Scouts.
allmidnighteyes 11
"all the parts to his cub scout uniform" is he in robo-scouts or something?
smith314 0
oooh.... ow..,