Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying "Hey there." She quickly replied, assuring me that she's not cheating on me. Uh, okay. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, all because I don't text her throughout the day. Last week she told me she would get fired if she was caught reading texts at work, and to stop texting her during her work hours. FML
Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said, "Sorry, I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, multiple people informed my girlfriend that I’m cheating on her. I’m not. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML
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Top comments
sullivankeara 25
Well she has some explaining to do.
maharb01 17
if you weren't thinking it before, you are now. good luck op
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Comments (85)
pinkstardust 9
She's definitely cheating on you bro sorry
Steve_Dudley_UK 10
Her other boyfriend's nickname is Hey. In effect you text is Hey there.
daemonsparta 16
she is
123Puppy 33
I hope you questioned her.