Love: Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying "Hey there." She quickly...

is_that_right 27 December 2014, 19:14 El Paso, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying "Hey there." She quickly replied, assuring me that she's not cheating on me. Uh, okay. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

User 23 September 2013, 17:53 Romulus, United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML

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Anonymous 12 February 2024, 12:00 Spokane, United States

Unreasonable

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, all because I don't text her throughout the day. Last week she told me she would get fired if she was caught reading texts at work, and to stop texting her during her work hours. FML

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Mr. Hopeless 13 February 2009, 21:59 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said, "Sorry, I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML

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dumbass 1 October 2009, 20:07 United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

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Nox 6 January 2010, 07:25 United States

Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML

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bittersweet 8 February 2009, 03:08 United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML

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maharaja 6 August 2019, 12:00 🌶️ Spicy

I swear

Today, multiple people informed my girlfriend that I’m cheating on her. I’m not. FML

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anon 30 August 2016, 18:32 Atlanta, United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML

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alhummel21 12 February 2009, 07:45 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Boredom

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

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Sdutent 1 March 2009, 08:34 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML

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sullivankeara 25

28 December 2014, 00:06

Well she has some explaining to do.

maharb01 17

28 December 2014, 00:10

if you weren't thinking it before, you are now. good luck op

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kalbrek009 20

29 December 2014, 19:12

Sounds like a siren & a red flag...anybody that quick to respond (especially with a "I'm not cheating" text) definitely is up to no good...I had the same experience with an ex. My text was, "hi Hun". Followed by "why are you always accusing me of cheating? I'm at my bff's house!" (I'd never accused her before this) Yeah, she was at her bff's house alright...making out & having sex with with her bff's cousin that she was introduced to 10 minutes earlier & since I was the only one to ever text her, she thought she could text & sex at the same time, so then I called to ask why she'd say that & heard him ask her who she was talking to & to get off the phone because she was "killing the mood". Fyl op.