Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying "Hey there." She quickly replied, assuring me that she's not cheating on me. Uh, okay. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, all because I don't text her throughout the day. Last week she told me she would get fired if she was caught reading texts at work, and to stop texting her during her work hours. FML
Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said, "Sorry, I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, multiple people informed my girlfriend that I’m cheating on her. I’m not. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML
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Top comments
sullivankeara 25
Well she has some explaining to do.
maharb01 17
if you weren't thinking it before, you are now. good luck op
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Comments (85)
i_needa_username 17
I think she's cheating. You deserve better
dewhockey 9
She just had a Richard Nixon moment! You should trust what she said just as much as when Nixon said, "I am not a crook!"
tuxedoandex 28
Quickly assure her you aren't breaking up with her.
kpetrovski 24
I'd look into that, it I were you.
Ariana683 8
She's robay cheating bro sorry
BaDumTsss_fml 23
Yeah, she's cheating on you.
domolovesyoshi 33
Me thinks the lady protests too much
blackonblight 33
Was hoping someone else would think this. Took the words out of my mouth. Figuratively speaking.
plan_Z 14
She could have had a ex that always assumed she was cheating. Now its force of habit, I was the same for a while after dating one lass. She always accused me of cheating, yet I never had. The lass I dated after got replies along the lines to assure her I wasn't cheating because it had become habit.
lalaney 14
Yeah, I totally agree. It's easy to feel defensive when you've had relationships with people in which you always felt on trial.
speakfreely 21
Clearly she's cheating
Gauzy21 12
Ohh she's cheating!