Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying "Hey there." She quickly replied, assuring me that she's not cheating on me. Uh, okay. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, all because I don't text her throughout the day. Last week she told me she would get fired if she was caught reading texts at work, and to stop texting her during her work hours. FML
Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said, "Sorry, I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, multiple people informed my girlfriend that I’m cheating on her. I’m not. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML
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Top comments
sullivankeara 25
Well she has some explaining to do.
maharb01 17
if you weren't thinking it before, you are now. good luck op
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Comments (85)
devildog562 33
That's when you reply, "that wasn't me in those pictures."
Driving_Gaming 22
Wrong post.
dannnngthatsux 19
#20, "Whoooosh!!"
Wolfparable 22
Well brother, she's prrrrobably not telling the truth, i'd definitely investigate further. At best it's suspicious enough that she has to explain herself.
itwontvalidate 18
maybe she was talking to a dude somewhere and that message made her think you saw her?
mete_orito 34
Maybe OP was showing some insecurity in the relationship so the girlfriend thought that she had to reassure him somehow. However, I don't see her logic in saying that unless the text that OP sent to her caught her doing something not so good. Right?
mattyiscool123 26
Just don't go crazy and things should be alright.
irwingiggles 26
before jumping to conclusions, ask her what it's about, you never know something happened in the past that makes her feel like she should reassure you.
Niedermayer_20 12
Pretty much finished there lad.
Needafarm 22
Sounds like a guilty conscious speaking up.
NightHawk387 22
Nope. Nothing suspicious about that at all.
WattledParsley 11
im the guy who clicks "you deserved it" even when they didnt deserve it! mwahahaha i will rule the world!!