Today, I texted my friend asking if he'd like to join my "porno group". I meant promo. I quickly texted back correcting the mistake, but not before I received the nudes he sent. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML
Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML
Today, I sent a great-quality booty pic to two of my love interests. Instead of sending it individually, I accidentally made a group chat. FML
Today, I was Whatsapping my boyfriend, as I am away for work. Before talking to him, I texted my work group I wasn’t feeling well after they invited me out. As I was chatting with what I thought was my boyfriend, I said, “I want your penis inside me.” And then realized I'd texted my work group. FML
Today, I was messaging memes back and forth with one of my female coworkers and I accidentally sent a picture of my junk. FML
Today, I jokingly had kinky conversation via text message with a good guy friend. He was pretending to be a stranger and was fishing for compliments, and asked to have a foursome. Turns out, my friend lost his phone and I spent 2 hours talking to a pervert about what lingerie I was wearing. FML
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
Today, I was texting a friend about how my date last night went, which gave me a goofy idea: I thought it would be cute to pretend that I'd made a mistake and send my response to my date, just so he'd know how I felt it went. I should've proofread, because instead of “It went well, he was really sweet!”, I sent him “It went well, he was really sweaty!” FML
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Top comments
UnidentifiedFun 37
*doesnt assume it's a typo, immediately sends nudes*
MELKOZAR 27
What has been seen...cannot be unseen.
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Comments (95)
LadyKayDee 23
I wonder how he's gonna come out of that. Imagine him having sent the nudes and then recieving your tenxt "Bro I meant promo*". Lol sorry OP. you'll need some holy water for your eyes I think.
worldclassrager 41
Seems interested to me...
dutchy86 20
congratulations with your new friend with benefits ;)
ShaynaMarie322 15
I think the real question is how he took good nudes that fast.
Unlovable_Me 14
well now she didn't say they were good ones
greyshadow640 15
Huh...why would that be in the phones vocabulary and ready to 'correct' it hmm...
leogachi 15
@31 Who cares?
warrenhoward42 20
he sounds eager
butterfly403 12
and that's why you proofread before sending texts. lol.
bassfisher100 23
whoops.
zarrganaut 17
He was waiting for this moment.
RedPillSucks 33
somebody is thirsty