Today, I texted my friend asking if he'd like to join my "porno group". I meant promo. I quickly texted back correcting the mistake, but not before I received the nudes he sent. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML
Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML
Today, I sent a great-quality booty pic to two of my love interests. Instead of sending it individually, I accidentally made a group chat. FML
Today, I was Whatsapping my boyfriend, as I am away for work. Before talking to him, I texted my work group I wasn’t feeling well after they invited me out. As I was chatting with what I thought was my boyfriend, I said, “I want your penis inside me.” And then realized I'd texted my work group. FML
Today, I was messaging memes back and forth with one of my female coworkers and I accidentally sent a picture of my junk. FML
Today, I jokingly had kinky conversation via text message with a good guy friend. He was pretending to be a stranger and was fishing for compliments, and asked to have a foursome. Turns out, my friend lost his phone and I spent 2 hours talking to a pervert about what lingerie I was wearing. FML
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
Today, I was texting a friend about how my date last night went, which gave me a goofy idea: I thought it would be cute to pretend that I'd made a mistake and send my response to my date, just so he'd know how I felt it went. I should've proofread, because instead of “It went well, he was really sweet!”, I sent him “It went well, he was really sweaty!” FML
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Top comments
UnidentifiedFun 37
*doesnt assume it's a typo, immediately sends nudes*
MELKOZAR 27
What has been seen...cannot be unseen.
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Comments (95)
xTerrorkeks 14
Promo and porno ?? I don't like auto-correction neither ...
beeferjay 34
happy early Christmas
GigaPudding_fml 24
I love it how your friend didn't ask any questions or anything before sending nudes. He must be well accustomed with porno groups.
ThatHorse 15
On the bright side you can become his agent and make a little bit of money.
hellnosucka 27
he is quite eager for some shenanigans.
LexiD19 26
This must not have been his first rodeo, he was all too prepared for this scenario. FYL OP.
andrmac 25
Well I guess he was excited about the 1st offer.
countryb_cth 38
All I can picture is your friend getting that text and ripping off all his clothes (like they do in the movies) standing ready in front of a mirror saying "I've been waiting my whole life for this moment."
jessmakesamess 9
I love you
Unlovable_Me 14
Actually laughed at this comment! I'm picturing Jim Carrey in Bruce Almighty when he just makes all his clothes come off haha just like that
ShyVi 18
Well his answer to porno was yes. Not quite sure about promo though.
helveeta 11
Hahahaha! Typical man.