Today, I texted my friend asking if he'd like to join my "porno group". I meant promo. I quickly texted back correcting the mistake, but not before I received the nudes he sent. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML
Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML
Today, I sent a great-quality booty pic to two of my love interests. Instead of sending it individually, I accidentally made a group chat. FML
Today, I was Whatsapping my boyfriend, as I am away for work. Before talking to him, I texted my work group I wasn’t feeling well after they invited me out. As I was chatting with what I thought was my boyfriend, I said, “I want your penis inside me.” And then realized I'd texted my work group. FML
Today, I was messaging memes back and forth with one of my female coworkers and I accidentally sent a picture of my junk. FML
Today, I jokingly had kinky conversation via text message with a good guy friend. He was pretending to be a stranger and was fishing for compliments, and asked to have a foursome. Turns out, my friend lost his phone and I spent 2 hours talking to a pervert about what lingerie I was wearing. FML
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
Today, I was texting a friend about how my date last night went, which gave me a goofy idea: I thought it would be cute to pretend that I'd made a mistake and send my response to my date, just so he'd know how I felt it went. I should've proofread, because instead of “It went well, he was really sweet!”, I sent him “It went well, he was really sweaty!” FML
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UnidentifiedFun 37
*doesnt assume it's a typo, immediately sends nudes*
MELKOZAR 27
What has been seen...cannot be unseen.
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Comments (95)
Birdmad 12
The fact that he texted back so quickly with a photo attached means he's been waiting for this moment for a while.
ugafan29379 18
If he is as dedicated to helping with the promo as the porno then your in good shape!!
BstMode 14
well that's one way to get out of the friend zone...
YFOS_fml 17
Porno group sounds more entertaining!
shavednipples 22
idk if you've noticed but autocorrect doesn't change things to make them inappropriate. like if I misspelled "pornography" it would let me know it was incorrect, but it wouldn't give suggestions. so either this is fake or you actually really did type "porno," in which case YDI
imStoneCold 7
Hmm... Sounds fishy...
fluffycatsdad 33
Proof-reading is your friend.
gamermonster 34
Darn, accidentally pressed YDI :/ sorry OP
pdp_fml 21
That's funny! Thanks for sharing that!
mixximoo 24
Eager much? Haha sorry OP hope you can erase that imagine soon