Today, I texted my brother saying, "Always remember I love you! Never forget it!" to which he replied, "You better not be doing drugs." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad texted me, "I love u." I replied, "I love you too dad... are you drunk?" He answers back, "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML
Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML
Today, I had a serious conversation with my dad about my brother and me. It started with, "I love you", and ended with,"You and your brother were mistakes." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, I was talking to my aunt about my brother's recent arrest for drug possession. I proudly told her that I have never done drugs of any kind. Her response: "Well, actually you were born addicted to heroin, so you had a drug problem long before your brother." FML
Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend telling me he still likes me and might love me too. Later I asked him if he really meant it and his response was "I don't know. I was high." FML
Today, my brother hugged me for the first time. Turns out he was patting me down to make sure I didn't have cigarettes. Love you too, bro. FML
Today, my older brother offered me a cigarette. I took it and barely took a drag before he socked me in the arm and lectured me for taking the offer. He's an alcoholic, and smokes daily. FML
Today, I texted my mom, “Love you!” and immediately followed it with, “Oops wrong chat” except it wasn't the wrong chat. She replied, “???” and now she thinks I only say I love her by accident. FML
Today, I was practicing the piano. My brother told me that if I loved him, I would stop. FML
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SaintJimmy 0
That doesn't sound like something somebody high would say, it sounds like something somebody about to jump off of something high would say.
Darling_Cherry 5
I can see why he would text that back to you. If my sister randomly texted me that I would think one of two things: she's high as a kite or she's about to off herself. You don't just randomly text someone like that. You have to warm up to it like have had a really great night out with the person...something that would make you reflect upon how much you care for a sibling, etc.
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Comments (62)
emilysanftwsom 0
He probably wouldn't have replied like that unless you don't tell him you love him very often. YDI for not reminding your family you love them.
nilesskate2 0
I agree, my brother sent me a text just a couple days ago at like 3 am saying "I love you little guy." I was convinced he was either drunk out of his mind or was going to do something drastic D:
emilysanftwsom 0
:( That sucks. My brothers always insult me, or make fun of me so I'm convinced they don't love me. Families these days need to remind each other they love them daily atleast. I know a guy and his dad's only told him he loves him twice; once was via text. It's a sad world we live in.
liveBabylon 0
AHAHAH When I get high, or drunk I text everyone I now and blabber about how I love them soo much LOL. This isn't an FML you have a smart brother :)
americayay 0
He cares. That's a good thing.
zach055 23
If anyone sent me a text like that I would suspect drug use also
alliede88 0
I think it's the exclamations >.>
Kuroftw 0
This isn't even an FML, it belongs on MLIA.
oystersmoke 0
well, are you?
israelnotjacob 20
If my sister sent a text like that I'd wonder too. Now tell us the truth, were you using drugs?
redbluegreen 41
It was your punctuation that tipped him off.
brkn_hearted 0
wtf? i text like that all the time.........
allmidnighteyes 11
You decided to show how much you love your family through a completely impersonal text message instead of telling it to his face, or calling him to tell him? The amount of love radiating from that hit me like a drunk driver. YDI. **** texting.
LynxieLynx 17
He may be in another country or far away, which in that case, texting is allowed. plus, a lot of people text instead of in person. Maybe she's embarrassed or nervous, there's not a lot of info in this FML.
zethioth 0
You should only send that in certain cases. My sister is in Iraq, so if she sent me that I wouldn't mind, but on a normal day.. I don't know.
Darling_Cherry 5
I can see why he would text that back to you. If my sister randomly texted me that I would think one of two things: she's high as a kite or she's about to off herself. You don't just randomly text someone like that. You have to warm up to it like have had a really great night out with the person...something that would make you reflect upon how much you care for a sibling, etc.
kyleenstar 0
Do you usually send your brother texts like that? xD If one of my siblings sent me that text, I would have asked them the same thing... Haha.
Starayo 1
Doesn't really seem like a FML to me. Sounds more like sibling joking.