Today, I texted my brother saying, "Always remember I love you! Never forget it!" to which he replied, "You better not be doing drugs." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad texted me, "I love u." I replied, "I love you too dad... are you drunk?" He answers back, "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML
Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML
Today, I had a serious conversation with my dad about my brother and me. It started with, "I love you", and ended with,"You and your brother were mistakes." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, I was talking to my aunt about my brother's recent arrest for drug possession. I proudly told her that I have never done drugs of any kind. Her response: "Well, actually you were born addicted to heroin, so you had a drug problem long before your brother." FML
Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend telling me he still likes me and might love me too. Later I asked him if he really meant it and his response was "I don't know. I was high." FML
Today, my brother hugged me for the first time. Turns out he was patting me down to make sure I didn't have cigarettes. Love you too, bro. FML
Today, my older brother offered me a cigarette. I took it and barely took a drag before he socked me in the arm and lectured me for taking the offer. He's an alcoholic, and smokes daily. FML
Today, I texted my mom, “Love you!” and immediately followed it with, “Oops wrong chat” except it wasn't the wrong chat. She replied, “???” and now she thinks I only say I love her by accident. FML
Today, I was practicing the piano. My brother told me that if I loved him, I would stop. FML
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SaintJimmy 0
That doesn't sound like something somebody high would say, it sounds like something somebody about to jump off of something high would say.
Darling_Cherry 5
I can see why he would text that back to you. If my sister randomly texted me that I would think one of two things: she's high as a kite or she's about to off herself. You don't just randomly text someone like that. You have to warm up to it like have had a really great night out with the person...something that would make you reflect upon how much you care for a sibling, etc.
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ginger_ahoy 0
Well, if I sent my brother a random text message of that ilk I think he'd say that too. YDI for acting like a desperate girlfriend.
caticaticati 3
Why is everyone acting like that's such a weird thing to do and saying you have to lead up to it? Some people just want to be nice and remind their friends and family that they are loved... I send stuff like fairly often, always to a different person, and I never get responses like this.
caticaticati 3
I'm never even high! Never ever!
SaintJimmy 0
That doesn't sound like something somebody high would say, it sounds like something somebody about to jump off of something high would say.
Torise 0
YDI for being stupid. No sibling wants to hear this from another sibling.
holdingmybreathe 0
lmfao your brother is funny, that something my brother would do even if i did remind him all the time that i loved him
testing_fml 0
I would either think you were high or about to kill yourself. But how is this an FML?
hot_mess88 0
That's not that bad, child. My brother has asked me the same thing when I get the occasional impulse to call or text to tell him I love him(we're literally an ocean and half a continent apart). Except that question was also accompanied by, "If you are doing drugs, I will book the next flight to Hawai'i and break your legs and teeth. Oh. Love you, too, girl." It's so sweet of him.
CFR 0
*hits the so what button* He's your sibling, they're like that. Don't take it so personally, there's no point.
cthulhu1138 1
That's the kind of message one would expect to receive from someone who's drunk or about to kill themselves. The only exception is if the sender usually sends that kind of message.
nypd613 0
that's a strange message to send. I find it very hard to say "I love you" to anyone even in writing! hell, I've never told any of my parents I love you, and I'm 18. and I get uncomfortable when my dad tells me I love you. the only time I said I love you to anyone was my big brother when he left for the military. other than that, if I say I love you to someone freely, I'm probabaly high on alcohol...