Today, I tapped my sister on her shoulder to get her attention. I guess I was too close to her neck, which is where she is most ticklish, and ended up in the emergency room with a broken nose after she elbowed me in the face. I was just trying to repay her the $10 I borrowed from her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room with chest pain. I didn't have a heart attack, but I now have a broken nose after passing out and face-planting in the waiting room. FML
Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML
Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML
Today, I was sitting on my younger sister's bed while I was on my phone. She came in the room and pushed me off the bed, and I ended up slicing the skin under my eye. Now, my parents are forcing me to pay for the injury for "hanging off the bed". FML
Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. FML
Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML
Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML
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Tripartita 45
Future employers be warned: this girl does /not/ like getting payed.
soldier084 11
next time just call her by her name instead of coming up from behind and touching her.
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Comments (37)
HotFrosty 14
Always love your family... Just do it from a safe distance.
ThePaperDragon 31
Maybe you can keep the ten dollars as a consolation prize for her breaking your nose!
The_Avatar 22
Totally agree! After all that, the 10 bucks should be his
Mr_Guy_Dude 17
The medical bills probably costed more than $10.
Richard6036 13
Boy that's a tough one
GoIncognito 6
i thought this was goin on some incest shit when i read "Today, i tapped my sister" thank god i read further
Dominus101 20
Awwww Brotherly Sisterly Love
Richard6036 13
Her self-control would go along way in the real world, in the real world that's called assault.
ladicius 12
I hope you got to keep the $10.
Mirsen1727 12
Whoa! I hope you didn't give her the $10. She now owes you thousands more in medical bills.
alex327 17
Normally I would have called her name but she had her headphones in and was listening to music. But on the bright side, I got to keep the $10 lol.
WildChildRocker 11
I hope you got to keep the $10.