Today, I tapped my sister on her shoulder to get her attention. I guess I was too close to her neck, which is where she is most ticklish, and ended up in the emergency room with a broken nose after she elbowed me in the face. I was just trying to repay her the $10 I borrowed from her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room with chest pain. I didn't have a heart attack, but I now have a broken nose after passing out and face-planting in the waiting room. FML
Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML
Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML
Today, I was sitting on my younger sister's bed while I was on my phone. She came in the room and pushed me off the bed, and I ended up slicing the skin under my eye. Now, my parents are forcing me to pay for the injury for "hanging off the bed". FML
Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. FML
Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML
Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML
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Tripartita 45
Future employers be warned: this girl does /not/ like getting payed.
soldier084 11
next time just call her by her name instead of coming up from behind and touching her.
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Comments (37)
brklynzwolf 14
In the future this will be very funny. You guys will remember this for the rest of your lives. Not a big deal, just bring it up next year during the holidays.
BabyrooKid 11
It never pays to borrow money.
fader48080 10
Personally I feel like you can keep the 10 bucks now.
Le_ponderer 14
That $10 she should now write-off; in return for your pain and suffering. Seriously though, I'm sure she didn't mean to hit you and feels really sorry for the hurt she's caused.
sybe112 14
it's your sis.. you should've known..
justanotherday7 7
I'd keep the money to pay for some hospital bills
Midjet5 10
Now that $10 can go towards you're hospital bill!
sconline 5
I think you should get to keep the money
fantasyworld 39
I'd keep the money.