Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML
Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in the process. When I regained consciousness, the girl was gone and someone had taken the liberty of drawing a penis on my face. FML
Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML
Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML
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Top comments
WinterChild 20
I fail to see how draping your arm over the back of her chair would impress her...
species4872 20
You certainly left an impression on her.
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Comments (25)
species4872 20
You certainly left an impression on her.
saifnaqvi11 21
Indentation*
aRandomAccount 5
21, i wish i could like your comment more. puffed air out of my nose at that one lol
WinterChild 20
I fail to see how draping your arm over the back of her chair would impress her...
igottapee 27
this was exactly my thought. maybe the guys in my life have been doing it wrong but draping their arms over the back of me has never been too impressive
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
Shit... so thats why ive been single all my life!
LevelupKid 8
I was saying the same thing!
Danne696 14
If anything, it's more impressive that he actually failed.
manofmerr 27
It's impressive because he has to use like 30 different muscles to move his arm and position it over the chair. Clearly not everyone can do that. Don't feel bad op, just keep practicing at home, and you'll get it eventually.
atradr 8
I don't mean to be rude #16, but we may have something we need to tell you.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Maybe he's really proud of his muscles and wanted a way to show them off to the girl. Unfortunately she got to feel them rather than just see them.
RedCronos 17
showing off your wallet might've been better
trucker2 33
The one he found on the train-
Rcusgaming 9
I get that reference
gracehi 33
Ah yes, I love it when men lounge in my direction. So sexy.
RichardPencil 32
Way to go, Chris Brown!
2simz 25
That's a bit extreme, don't ya think? It was an accident
RichardPencil 32
It was just a bit of hyperbole.
Odin1624 12
I don't see how that is at all impressive but you do you
Yourheadache 19
smooth moves ?
Yourheadache 19
lol tremendous fail, better luck next time, with another girl, since you ruined that one.
sandman676 20
Why not just tell her ????
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
Smooth
GhanArch 6
Yeah. If your A-game is demonstrating basic motor skills you need some improvements made to your gamebook. Even worse if you fail at it. Maybe try onlinedating and try to cut-and-paste those smooth moves until you feel ready to level up? ;)