Today, I swerved to avoid hitting a dog that ran in front of my car. The dog was fine but I hit a road sign, ripped off my rearview mirror, and cracked my passenger side window. When I got out to examine the damage to my car, the dog growled at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML
Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML
Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly ran across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged the family who owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML
Today, I was on my way to a Thanksgiving dinner, with my dog in her seat in the front of my car. On the entrance ramp to the highway, my rear wheels spun to the left, and then my car spun completely around and hit the guardrail. My car is totaled. I'm broke, but at least my dog wasn't hurt. FML
Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML
Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
You're a good person. At least it's summer. It would suck to have a cracked window in winter.
iLIAMMM 0
At least he didn't bite the shit out of you...
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Comments (148)
Iamabird 0
People die trying to avoid animals, you should consider yourself lucky.
xoxcinderellaxox 0
would have been more of an FML if he bit you.
inspireme48 0
haha u should of ran the dog over for being in your way. stupid dog!!
cheeseburgerplz 0
YDI for being a moron and not killing that dog. It would've saved you some money you dumb shit.
Ridyn 0
You should have ran that piece of shit dog over. my car is worth more to me than a ******* stray on the road.
ojosverdes26 6
If I were you, I would've gotten my ass BACK in the car and rammed into the ******! To you: FYL. To the dog: YDI!
ali3n_accomplic3 0
imagine PETA got ahold of this. i bet they wuld have like a boycott against the website or track down the dog! buht damm i would have used the emergency brakes because the thing is i love dogs. And animals are lik humans. so you would have technically been running over a homeless guy who couldnt talk. nd maybe he growled beacuz he was scaredd. i think you people are fukin harsh when it comes to animal. OK a car is a material thing. A dog is a LIVING thing which means it has more value than the car. It just depends on peoples point of views. oh and kicking the dog would be fuhkn retarded. if i were there nd i saw yu kick the dog i would have run YOU over. and wouldnt you be given a ticket or taken to court or somethng for running over the dog? And what if the dog did have an owner? you would have broken there hearts cuhz if someone runs over my dog i would beat the shit out of that person then gotten there car and run them over. well this is just me speakn so really i dont care as long as he/she didnt run the poor thing over. FYL cuhz your car is screwed up but YDI because you could have used the breaks instead of swervin.
FordPrefect 0
you're an idiot.
echarperouge 0
I'm praying this is a troll, otherwise the English language just got kicked in the face.
Intoxicunt 6
Best quotes of the day: "so you would have technically been running over a homeless guy who couldnt talk." AND "the English language just got kicked in the face." Epic.
mandy23q 0
when i went for a my driving test, i stopped for a cat on the road and automatically failed this is because by doing this if it was a busy street and by suddenly stopping the potential for car pile up etc etc is wayy worse than hitting a dog/cat i'm sure you'd rather be burying someones dog than burying someones mother/daughter/sister/brother etc :)
Nightmare1 0
How did you break the rearview mirror when its on the inside or the car? what did you do? break it with your hand? And you are lucky the dog didnt attack you
shellybean87 0
Aww that sucks! But at least the puppy is okay!! XD