Today, I swerved to avoid hitting a dog that ran in front of my car. The dog was fine but I hit a road sign, ripped off my rearview mirror, and cracked my passenger side window. When I got out to examine the damage to my car, the dog growled at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML
Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML
Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly ran across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged the family who owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML
Today, I was on my way to a Thanksgiving dinner, with my dog in her seat in the front of my car. On the entrance ramp to the highway, my rear wheels spun to the left, and then my car spun completely around and hit the guardrail. My car is totaled. I'm broke, but at least my dog wasn't hurt. FML
Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML
Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
You're a good person. At least it's summer. It would suck to have a cracked window in winter.
iLIAMMM 0
At least he didn't bite the shit out of you...
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Comments (148)
Mylife_is_so_fd 0
and as for people saying atleast you dont have a cracked window in winter she lives in georgia its down south it dosent get that ******* cold at all ******* low tempature there i o degrees celsius in ******* canada we get -30 celsius all the time with windchill down to ******* -40 or 50 thats when your window cant be broken we get 0 degrees celsius in winter were ******* happy cause its so warm you get 0 celsius you bitch **** you u.s.a your all pansy ass mofo's and barrack obama is racist he's 50% white 50% black not one or the other but hes like white people are racist when he's clearly saying black is better by call himself black u.s.a is fucktarded burn in hell u.s.a
CheshireHalli 19
...Your post made no sense at all... O.o
DarkestSonata 0
@42 Wow, just wow. Your post was... interesting. It was sort of like an episode of Family Guy. The beginning had absolutely nothing to do with the ending, and the middle was just a bunch of random shit thrown in. Congratulations on failing miserably at whatever it was that you were attempting to say, Douchebag
mangotreats 2
I haven't laughed so hard in weeks. Thanks #42. I don't care if you were trying to be a troll; your post really tickled my funny bone for some reason. ::in stitches::
kmccain 27
Yes, but then you cry and whine when it gets over a hundred degrees farenheit. So who's the pansy now?
catatonicsleep 17
You probably just scared the dog, my dog growls at things that scare him.
madZONE_fml 0
smart dog
shaniqualee 2
Yeah, you're not supposed to swerve to get out of the way of small animals because of things like that, a dog probably wouldn't kill you if it flipped up onto your windshield so, I would've just ran it down, stepped out of the car, looked down at it's mangled, possibly barely living corpse and said in a raspy voice, "It's a dog-eat-dog world, bitch." And then walked away with the song Big Pimpin' playing in the background.
kusiobache 0
why is it that once someone says an FMl that is new-ish, it becomes like a theme?
aback 5
I agree with you. Next time, if there's no safe way to dodge it, just hit the ******* thing. It's not worth your life or anyone else's life.
Mosswine 2
YDI cause your boobs **** cockroaches at night and you lick pizza in front of your horny boyfriend who can't get any except from you dad with an elephant **** stuck in his ass.
saailaway 0
LOL WTF
bob1233 0
LOL. but seriously dude, what the hell?
Nightfallz 0
ydi. you would save the dog at the expense of hundreds of dollars of damage to your car? if that happened to me that dog is going down
cucuto89 0
quote for ******* truth, unless its a human being in the road, I'm not going to put my life at risk to avoid it.
ayashe 2
I think that's not too bad considering you saved an animals life, though then coming on here to complain about it shows what kind of person you really are. So many evil little psychopaths commenting here again... they always come out for the animal ones.