Today, I swerved to avoid hitting a dog that ran in front of my car. The dog was fine but I hit a road sign, ripped off my rearview mirror, and cracked my passenger side window. When I got out to examine the damage to my car, the dog growled at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML
Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML
Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly ran across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged the family who owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML
Today, I was on my way to a Thanksgiving dinner, with my dog in her seat in the front of my car. On the entrance ramp to the highway, my rear wheels spun to the left, and then my car spun completely around and hit the guardrail. My car is totaled. I'm broke, but at least my dog wasn't hurt. FML
Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML
Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML
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Top comments
Intoxicunt 6
You're a good person. At least it's summer. It would suck to have a cracked window in winter.
iLIAMMM 0
At least he didn't bite the shit out of you...
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Comments (148)
ObadiahtheSlim 2
That is why you don't swerve to avoid animals. You are likely to hit something else and do worse damage.
i_hate_people 0
You are NOT supposed to brake slam or swerve for animals! That is a standard safe driving instruction! How wonderful would any of you "animal people" feel if you killed someone whilst trying to avoid an animal... seriously. reckless.
rbsumner 0
I was the one who posted this story and for some clarification...it was a sideview mirror, sorry about that. Also, I live in a tiny town about 20 minutes north of the Florida border. The road I was on only has about one car travel on it per hour. I obviously would not have swerved had there been other cars or pedestrians around.
spillproof 0
YDI. Don't swerve to avoid animals. That's how you can kill someone or youself.
skandal_fml 0
YDI for swerving, and you're a complete idiot. if you can't avoid a dog, hit it rather than swerving, you risk your life or other's.
Bathory_fml 0
Sounds like someone didn't pay attention in Driver's Ed.
LoosechangeXxXx 0
YDI for not driving better and noticing it before and if it was at night then get better headlights.
Mylife_is_so_fd 0
win
jordan75_fml 0
u shoulda backed into the dog
Rheannon 0
I live in deep southern Texas where its freaking 70 in the winter.
88sforlife 0
Ydi For Living In Georgia
TWEWY 0
What the ****?!?!?! What does living in Georgia have to do with ANYTHING?!?!?!