Today, I swerved to avoid hitting a dog that ran in front of my car. The dog was fine but I hit a road sign, ripped off my rearview mirror, and cracked my passenger side window. When I got out to examine the damage to my car, the dog growled at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML
Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML
Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly ran across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged the family who owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML
Today, I was on my way to a Thanksgiving dinner, with my dog in her seat in the front of my car. On the entrance ramp to the highway, my rear wheels spun to the left, and then my car spun completely around and hit the guardrail. My car is totaled. I'm broke, but at least my dog wasn't hurt. FML
Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML
Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML
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Top comments
Intoxicunt 6
You're a good person. At least it's summer. It would suck to have a cracked window in winter.
iLIAMMM 0
At least he didn't bite the shit out of you...
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Comments (148)
juan254 0
at least it wasn't a pitbull
Theos_fml 0
Of course it will growl, you nearly killed it and it knows. It feels the anger and resentment you have for it for being there in your way. It knows that should the car have continued on its original path, something bad would have happened to it. Don't complain at it for warning you that you are not wanted.
Iamabird 0
Wow. That's stupid.
thetraveler_fml 3
You're not supposed to swerve for animals, because doing so can result in people getting killed.
ApocryphaNow 0
hitting the dog would've most likely ****** up your car more. win.
ihateallpeople 0
But then she probably could have got the owner to pay for the damage
FuckYourFuckingL_fml 5
You should of hit him. He clearly wanted to die but your animal-loving ass decided to save it thus it being angered and growling.
dinosgorawrr 0
so if you hit a road sign and cracked your passenger side window, how did you rip off your rear view mirror?? YDI
gman90210 18
And your insurance should cover the damage?
Mylife_is_so_fd 0
HOW THE **** did you rip your rear view mirror off its inside your ******* vehicle dumbass if you dont know what it is or were its located it dosent suprise me that you crashed you could have riped off your side mirrors though
dandymidori 0
This is so questionable. If a dog ran out in front of your car, does that mean that you were in a residential area? Even if it's a main street, how fast were you going so that you couldn't even see a dog dart out? I don't know, OP. As a fellow driver, I've avoided a lot of things simply by going the speed limit and slowing down. It's not like the dog was running into the side of your car--something completely stupid and unavoidable. For you to freak out so much to actually hit a sign and mess up your own car, how fast were you going in the first place? Just something for people to think about. I think this is only a legitimate FML if this person was on a freeway or highway :/ Otherwise, it's just a lack of attention of surroundings. I'm sure the street wasn't littered with signs all over the place.
tipsy337 0
I would never swerve off road for a dog. That is how a lot of wrecks happen. I would have pulled a mike vick on that dog if he didn't run out the way.
kingofstuff 0
win
ragsy 7
Next time hit the dog. They'll make more.