Today, my cute coworker begged me to cover his shift tomorrow, and told me that he wanted to take me to dinner to make up for it. I was very excited because I've been crushing on him for a long time. I later overheard him tell his friend that he didn't plan on showing up for our dinner. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the coworker I've had a crush on for the past few months asked me if I was busy Friday night. I was so excited, I immediately replied, "I thought you'd never ask!" He gave me a funny look and said, "Good, because I need you to take my shift." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML
Today, the cute coworker who's been flirting with me drove me home. While I was contemplating asking him to kiss me, he politely told me to, "Please get out, I promised my girlfriend I'd pick her up." FML
Today, I covered for my friend at work because he said he was having car troubles and was going to be late. Two hours into the shift, I got a call from my roommate asking why my girlfriend had moved out. Turns out, I'd covered my friend's shift so he could help my girlfriend move out behind my back. FML
Today, I sent a heartfelt text to my crush confessing my feelings. I was over the moon when I saw they were typing a response. Turns out they were just asking if I could cover their shift at work. Rejected and now on the night shift. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, as I was leaving the office, I heard my very cute coworker behind me say "Hey gorgeous, where are you off to?" I turned around with a smile and said "About to hit up happy hour." He was on the phone with his wife. I'm calling in sick tomorrow. FML
Today, due to a misunderstanding, I unintentionally agreed to have a dinner date with a co-worker. He's ten years older than me. Not only do I have to find a way to reject him, but I have to work with him on weekends. The worst part is, he's the first guy to ask me out in ages. FML
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amerwin 3
You've been had! Tell the same coworker, within earshot of your crush, that you don't plan on showing up for his shift.
Steplo 5
then you don't plan on showing up for his shift.
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Comments (97)
amerwin 3
You've been had! Tell the same coworker, within earshot of your crush, that you don't plan on showing up for his shift.
gelica87 0
lol I like that idea
Jewelofagal 2
Exactly the right response. Users like this guy need to be given a cold shot of reality.
mamamiaaa_fml 12
Or better yet don't let him hear it and just do it. Teach him a real lesson. Or just go throw up on him and tell him it's not him it's his face. Or do both. Or neither. I should go to sleep. even though it's 10:30 AM.
seanders 10
Oh well usually the woman is the user. Nice to see the tables turned.:)
0opsie 6
Exactly what I was gonna say. It's not that hard to figure out. Good thing you overheard him, OP. This is no fml for you. Now you can move on.
boatkicker 5
33, even if OP is a crazy stalker bitch, making a promise and breaking it is an asshole move. If she's really that nuts, than the co-worker should have said something else, instead of "I'll take you out to dinner." There's no excuse for being an asshole.
iTaylor 0
key his car
C6Racer 0
Wrong again, bonded. Nobody likes an asshole.
firemanrob 0
haha brilliant!
ayleyyasuko 0
woah, 23... sexist much?
eaglesrule96 0
skedalee
memo619 0
slashing his tires is always an option
MizzErikaHart 8
wow how old r u guys? don't worry when boys become men they aren't so bad
cloudy01 0
unless they're dumbasses
ColetteL 4
Some men are still as bad as boys.
Steplo 5
then you don't plan on showing up for his shift.
amerwin 3
You've been had! Tell the same coworker, within earshot of your crush, that you don't plan on showing up for his shift.
shanster 3
That's what you get for being ugly and gullible.
cookie_3008 4
what a douche!! dont show up for his shift!!!
amayaa_fml 7
then don't plan on showing up for his shift. problem solved
RedPillSucks 33
Unless, of course, she already covered his shift, and only heard the remark afterwards. Can't really tell if that's so or not.
KiaMaster 0
go to his house when the dinner is suppossed to happen, text him " I can see you sitting on your couch" and send a pic of it to his phone. than walk away. he won't wanna mess with you again.. :)
bludragon486 0
wow... I find this to be a genius idea!
ttorigibson 2
probably not a good idea, I think that would be a little stalkerish.
ColetteL 4
Very stalkerish! Why let him think he's worth all that trouble?