Anonymous
Nanaimo, Canada
Today, I started my job as a driving instructor. My first client showed up piss drunk. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Janesville, United States
Today, my instructor turned up late to get me for my driving test. I soon realized something was seriously wrong. Turned out his wife left him last night, and he'd been drinking the pain away all morning. He ended up rear-ending another car, and now I have to reschedule my test. FML
brotheritachi
Today, it was my first driving lesson. I was so bad, the police stopped me and accused me of being drunk, because I almost crashed into the pole in front of them. FML
Anonymous
Humble, United States
Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Careful
Today, I was having a driving lesson. I ended up driving so badly that my instructor asked me to stop the car. Not so he could explain my mistakes to me, but so he could get out and vomit. FML
unhappy
San Anselmo, United States
Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML
Maggie
Canada
Today, I got my first driving lesson from my dad. We traded seats, I started the car and his entire lesson was, "Go." FML
burrito kid
Mount Pleasant, United States
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Anonymous
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
EmployeeOfTheMonth
Montpelier, United States
Oh what a night
Today, I attempted to make a good impression amongst new coworkers by volunteering to be the designated driver at my work party. What did that get me? A backseat full of puke and some idiot too drunk to remember where he lived. FML
Katie
United States
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
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Taylor22294 24
That's a type a job that's kinda scary but it can be really good. You can help people out with their struggle and you also get really good insurance. Down fall death.
lex1459 38
Are you drunk now #2?
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Comments (51)
therouni 23
The scary part about this is, if this guy was dumb enough to show up drunk to get his license, you just know if he hadn't been intoxicated and had passed his test, he would be driving drunk. It's actually probably a better thing that he showed up drunk. Now he doesn't have a license and the likelyhood of him driving around blitzed is drastically lower. Though, if he's this dumb, he will probably try to drive without a license, anyways...
kAPISH 29
Well that's.. Bad
Adam5858 17
Wrll atleast you could tell him to go away and have an easy day without work
MrConcise 35
Looks like you're the remedial driving instructor. Stand and teach them to deliver fast food. ;)
1dvs_bstd 41
that's how you end up creating a driver that asks "what seems to be the officer, problem?" refuse to teach him, many more clients will roll in.
Sankethkeith 2
hopfully u dint let him drive dat would b wise of u and yea ATB wid u r job OP!
laden_swallow09 35
I could probably understand what you're trying to say after reading your comment three more times, but no one should have to. Use full words, please. Ur nt txtin
Dabombr 11
You should tell him that happy hour isn't until 5:00, and he needs to come back later.
talk2sachinkumar 5
make him drive the module...
paramor3 23
Silver lining...you get an unexpected break until the next student! Lol
Ben009 13
Fail