Today, I started lessons on snowboarding. As soon as I got to the top of the hill, my instructor pushed me saying, "Just believe, it'll come to you!" He said this just before I hit a tree, breaking my nose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. I was so scared that I passed out. I was only on the kiddie hill. FML
Today, I was feeling depressed, so I decided to go snowboarding with friends to cheer myself up. I fell on the first trail and broke my dominant wrist. FML
Today, I was skiing and crashed into a tree. It was the only tree on the slope. FML
Today, I was snowboarding when a skier cut me off, resulting in me colliding with a 12 year-old girl. The girl was totally fine, and I was alright except for a slight nose bleed. I apologized to the girl, then her mom hit me over the back with a ski pole as I snowboarded away. FML
Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML
Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML
Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
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Top comments
TheNinjaCat 10
push him back!
hideyoself 4
Snowboarding is the best sport ever, but your instructor is an ass. you should begin at a small hill, practising your turns and speed. fyl
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Comments (90)
Metthew 15
Firstly; What a douchebag of a "teacher". Secondly: Don't you have arms to guard your face?
lemoncows 2
when in doubt, fall over
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
haha EPIC win ^
ajyonkers 0
Who's your teacher hahahaha wtf
nerdsgetmehot 23
Your instructor is a quack! It generally takes 2 or 3 snowboarding sessions to be able to snowboard at least decently enough. I went snowboarding for the third time yesterday and was still only able to slide for two or three minutes before needing to sit down.
noahvs67 0
I didn't know ducks could be teachers
bennzz1231 0
Hahaha ! Worst teacher ever ! But legit , couldn't yall have put your arms out to protect your face or even break the crash with the tree ..
GoPlayInTraffic 2
damn! I am a snowboard instructor. There's no way I'd ever do that, even to an advanced rider. Too bad you're so far away. I'd give a free lesson or two just to clear the name of snowboard instructors
benives21 4
u just use ur toes and ur heels, front toe then back toe to turn right and front heel then back heel to turn left
catherine_everar 0
Weren't you ever told not to catch things with your Face?? You do have arms ya know.
annihil8or 15
I agree with #3 sue the $hit outta him