Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
Today, it was snowing but I had to let my dog out, so I picked him up and carried him outside. I slipped, landed on him and ended up breaking his leg. FML
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Today, I decided to take my girlfriend out to look at Christmas lights and get hot chocolate. While cleaning my snow-covered truck, I slipped and broke three bones in my ankle, and now need surgery. FML
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML
Today, I went on a hike. It had snowed the night before so I wore warm clothes. They didn’t help when I slipped and broke my leg. FML
Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
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PureGold 0
Casually slowing down and stopping at his feet? Riiiiight. AND he didn't think to move out of the way? SO MUCH FAIL. And broken ankles suck :(
elyssarae 0
That's what you get for trying to "be cool," and control any sort of setting. That's un-cool.
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ashleynonymous 0
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Sue21 0
*claps*
MrBond007_fml 6
if you wanted to impress him all you had to do was take off your shirt.
Turner_22 0
Shut up.
maria101 0
haha to the people that actually care i'm 1st!!!!;P shit nevermind^ fag>.>
PureGold 0
Casually slowing down and stopping at his feet? Riiiiight. AND he didn't think to move out of the way? SO MUCH FAIL. And broken ankles suck :(
aero_fml 0
That's what I'm saying... have you ever even BEEN sledding? You can't just casually slow down
Eliseopwns 22
Indeed. Recovery from one is long as hell :c
elyssarae 0
That's what you get for trying to "be cool," and control any sort of setting. That's un-cool.
torch433 1
so r u
glorbnakcs 0
You know what would have really impressed him? If you casually slid into the kitchen and made him a damn sammich. FHL.
crzy8mnky 1
exactly, this NEVER would have happened if you had just known your place and stayed in the kitchen. When will women learn?!
bexox 0
These jokes are getting so old. Come up with new material or get out!
Tigg3r 3
That is what they said on that last FML and the one before that, and the one before that, AND the one before that. It keeps going. *yawns*
shoieb9 14
I think I have seen a similar scene in "My Sassy Girl"
Narzhul 0
FML teaches us all never to try to impress anyone, ever.
whataloadofbull 0
i clicked YDI after reading "wanted to impress"
littlexlion 4
Amen! Anytime mentions "trying to impress" or "be cool" it is an automatic YDI. FML actually taught me to never attempt to "be cool" in a situation that could go wrong so easily. Huzzah!
love15_fml 8
YDI... have you never been sledding? They go FAST... and are really difficult to control. FHL. Today it snowed and I went sledding with this girl I know, sadly, I never got to get on the sled, except when I fell on it after she crashed into me and broke my ankle. FML
teddyddet 3
Haha, you did impress him, only by a different way.
Nakedsquirrel 5
He was a ******* idiot for not getting out of the way, though you were also for getting the idea in the first place.