Today, I started lessons on snowboarding. As soon as I got to the top of the hill, my instructor pushed me saying, "Just believe, it'll come to you!" He said this just before I hit a tree, breaking my nose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. I was so scared that I passed out. I was only on the kiddie hill. FML
Today, I was feeling depressed, so I decided to go snowboarding with friends to cheer myself up. I fell on the first trail and broke my dominant wrist. FML
Today, I was skiing and crashed into a tree. It was the only tree on the slope. FML
Today, I was snowboarding when a skier cut me off, resulting in me colliding with a 12 year-old girl. The girl was totally fine, and I was alright except for a slight nose bleed. I apologized to the girl, then her mom hit me over the back with a ski pole as I snowboarded away. FML
Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML
Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML
Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
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TheNinjaCat 10
push him back!
hideyoself 4
Snowboarding is the best sport ever, but your instructor is an ass. you should begin at a small hill, practising your turns and speed. fyl
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TheSithAssassin 15
Win ^^
TH3_B345T 0
weird... my frend tried snowboarding yesterday and broke her ankle
skyeyez9 25
I saw a young child on skis while he was taking skiing lessing, zoom down a bunny slope and slam into the back of a girl sitting near the lift (her back was turned and didnt see it coming). The kid did a flip in the air and landed on his back.
skyeyez9 25
Were you on a big hill (green and blue runs)? Because if you were a beginner, you should have been on the bunny slopes. It is wide open space, no trees in the way. Why did he take you on a more advanced run with obstacles?
skyeyez9 25
23: Wow. That is horrible. I enrolled my 7yr old in snowboarding school this winter. Her instructor is great. He never pushed her beyond her ability, made sure she was proficient in one skill before going to the next. She is now snowboarding and keeping up with me on the black runs. I find most jerk instructors are at the big tourist resorts. We go to the smaller resorts most locals frequent and all the employees are very professional.
whitewoods 3
He didn't say "Just believe, it'll come to you" he said "just bleed, and then it will come to you". Common mistake, most snowboarders have to learn the hard way that in order to be good at it, you need to bleed profusely from your face first. Oh well, better luck next time.
rina_baby 0
Obviously you didn't believe.
brian666 4
Snowboarding isn't for everyone.
charlcielove 0
ahahaha that was so win... but I feel bad so I think someone should tell them the truth. op means original poster, the person that actually posted the fml.
something224 6
Punch that bitch in the stomach!