Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
Today, I was skiing and crashed into a tree. It was the only tree on the slope. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was feeling depressed, so I decided to go snowboarding with friends to cheer myself up. I fell on the first trail and broke my dominant wrist. FML
Today, I went on a hike. It had snowed the night before so I wore warm clothes. They didn’t help when I slipped and broke my leg. FML
Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML
Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML
Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML
Today, for some reason, my amazing dad told me to slide down towards a pole on a car tire while tobogganing down a hill and I hit the tire, consequently getting hurt in the head. I love my dad but something must've gone wrong that day. FML
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seansbro56 10
When you were going down did they tell you "break a leg" for encouragement.
buddy51 23
Let that be a lesson to you, OP- Yielding to peer pressure is a bad idea! It NEVER turns out well!!
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seansbro56 10
When you were going down did they tell you "break a leg" for encouragement.
Damian95 16
Or maybe they were yelling "watch out for that tree!"
Enslaved 38
"George, George George of the Jungle, Strong as he can be. (Ahhhhhhhh) Watch out for that tree."
kamikrazy 6
Op probably French fried when she should've pizzad
seansbro56 10
She was sledding not skiing...
SuperKnuckels 6
"When you give in to peer pressure, You're gonna have a bad time."
tjv3 10
Umm peer pressure is a bitxh
Lacist 19
At least you can make them do anything since it's their fault.
gmian 34
No, it's OP's fault for not saying no.
VenomSiphon 13
At least they didn't gang-bang you into it amirite
buddy51 23
Let that be a lesson to you, OP- Yielding to peer pressure is a bad idea! It NEVER turns out well!!
hama806 19
True but he could have had the best day of his life but his negative energy (that of not wanting to go) brought on a negative result. It happens all the time. Even when it's positive energy. You get back what you put out into the universe. Try it sometime. It really works.
Voij 16
31: Hmm... looks at poor african child starving... looks at rich man cheating the system to get away with borderline slavery... Yeah, you must be right, there's surely something like Karma that treats good people well and bad people badly.
odielovessoccer 9
There mean
ChaoticBacon 6
Your stupid.
Welshite 40
It's "since", Noor...gawd.
ChaoticBacon 6
Exactly.
Shrike 24
Edit: I just posted a comment mocking ChaoticBacon, but then he edited his comment to "Exactly." Before, it said: "If you were paying attention, you'd realize Noor and I and mocking the comment." Smooth move.
nightwing2 3
This is a nise thread
aly_pinay22 8
Sometimes you need friends like that so that you don't stay a boring homebody, but what happened to you was quite unfortunate! Sorry OP!
jizzwold 21
There is nothing wrong with someone being a boring homebody if that is what makes them happy.
sniken 14
He did get a (good) story out of it though!
HaneenDixon 16
Sure accidents happen, but this just shows how giving in to peer pressure when you know you don't want to, leads to no good, ever! And NO, I don't have a stick jammed in me, I just think that unless OP actually wanted to do it, she doesn't deserve a broken bone or a scraped face :/
Ms_ValS 27
Get a backbone.
mollym241 9
That probably would have fractured too.
tygerarmy 35
If you're too tried don't do it. You have to do what's best for you.
ICastillo 25
That's your fault OP you should have jumped off the sled before you hit the tree. Or just maneuvered... I don't know away from the tree.
LemonandLime 13
Don't know if somebody told you this but not everyone has the reflexes of Spider-Man.
zephyrnok 9
Oh shi-- the tree jumped in front of me! You don't need spiderman reflexes to avoid a stationary object.
ICastillo 25
#39 I don't know if anyone has told you, but you don't sled in the direction of trees.
ColbyGB 13
Lesson learned-don't break under peer pressure :)
99megster 15
Is you name Bad Luck Brian?
99megster 15
I meant her name in real life... But whatever I was joking anyway. I just figured you'd have to be very unlucky to get that banged up from sledding :p so I referred to the Bad Luck Brian meme.
greenie213 23
Anonymous sure gets a lot of FMLs posted. He must have a really shitty life.