Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML
Today, I caught two kids passing notes to each other in my class, so I told them to see me afterwards. When one of the kids eventually came up, I noticed he was crying. He looked up at me and sobbed out, "I was trying to make my first friend!" FML
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML
Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry, it gets better." FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML
Today, my biology teacher assigned us partners for a project. I got paired up with one of the smartest kids in the class. When he found out I was his partner, he cried. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
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fireice22 0
Tell him you are pregnant.
Naomimi_fml 6
Her pregnancy test
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Comments (283)
carlangas 2
I think he did the right thing
PMS_Queen 2
He can't ask that. I see a lawsuit!
KatieKupcake4195 9
I hate it when guys just assume that just because we're upset that it's "special time" lol.
st0815 9
The teacher was only giving her credit. Publicly crying over a book is no way for an adult to behave. The assumption is - and should be - that there better be a reason.
clynnealee 1
You reading the Hunger Games?? Its okay.. I cried too.
victoria216 3
What's with guys always asking that?!?
XSkullCandyX 4
My mum refused to read Lord of the Flies when she was at school because she couldn't stand it...
KrayKrayGurl117 7
Wow. Someone jumped to the wrong conclusion...
littlelotte98 3
that will teach you to read sad books ever again :)
sellout39 0
put some estrogen in his morning coffee for payback ;-)
soccersexy_23 0
That's the moment when you say yes, yes i am. Want me to prove it!?