Today, I finally hooked up with my longtime crush. I told all my friends about it, because of course I was really excited. Until later that night, when he texted me, telling me not to tell anyone what had happened, and that it was a one time deal. Oh, and right after that, he asked me for nudes. FML
roxieee234 tells us more.
I'm OP and just to clarify we were on a date so I wasn't expecting it to just be a hookup and the entire evening he had been talking about a potential relationship. I was quite vulnerable at this point and very into him so, obviously, I would've done anything he asked. of course in the end he didn't really want a relationship. and the reason I decided to tell my friends was because, as I said, he had been talking about a future for us and I believed him and I was excited thinking there would be more than just one night between us. turned out I was wrong. but also, no, I'm not a fuckgirl, just gullible.
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WitEluded 13
Say sorry, one time deal. Enjoy the memories.
MrConcise 35
Priorities are in check, covering his tracks and then asking for evidence right after.
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Comments (161)
blackneko_fml 18
I hate it when guys do that.
MagnusDeus 24
Which part? The no telling or the solicitation of nudes?
mswhatever 18
Well she kind of deserved it. A hookup is usually nothing. I hear very little stories about how a great relationship transformed after a "hookup".
gracehi 33
To me, "hook up" doesn't necessarily mean sex. In my mind it can also mean making out. In fact, that's what I thought OP meant at first. But then I guess it makes more sense that it was sex if he had the audacity to ask for nudes. I guess I'm just innocent.
DoomedGemini 38
I have to agree. The only FML is her feelings hurt, but that's to be expected, and how he asked for nudes. Unless one person voices want for a relationship, why would you expect anything different? And a lot of people don't want it getting out who they slept with, it was kinda a dick move immediately spreading around that you slept with him. I remember a FML where they woke up and the person they slept with was already calling around bragging. My brother can't stand a girl because of her telling everyone afterwards. It's kinda a private thing and you should ask before spreading it around and make sure they are ok with it.
crudeandrudeguy 29
You mean treat you like a slam piece after you act like a slam piece?
zenrael 21
You're a cat. How tf do you know anything?
gracehi 33
Everyone knows cats are super slutty.
YoursAlways98 13
Wow, that's rude.
Noreason89 6
I don't know what you expected
WitEluded 13
Say sorry, one time deal. Enjoy the memories.
Daevas 18
Your profile pic is perfect for that statement..
MrConcise 35
Priorities are in check, covering his tracks and then asking for evidence right after.
enginsteve 17
Right? I don't understand why he didn't ask for them first. What a dummy.
mmtiki 10
Send him the nudes of your new dude and say want more
rain_climb 3
That's kinda freaky.
ohSNAPyall 27
Don't send someone else's nudes without their consent. Creeper.
gerbilmaster 6
Send him a picture of a wrinkly nude man and say: here's your nude!
euphoricness 28
Just spread the word that the sex with him was horrible and hot!
Grayness_ 26
that's what a 15 year old would do.
MrConcise 35
So is telling OP not to tell anybody because it wasn't serious then asking for nudes.
Shadowvoid 33
At least he was considerate enough to ask for nudes. Yeah, no there really is no silver lining to this.
nfedrichy 20
Dint worry honey. He's not worth the hassle. :)
dBLIZZARD 20
Send him a photo that is censored saying saying that he'll never get it.
Miss_Whipped 43
He already got it.