Today, I spilled hot coffee all over this man at work. I tried apologizing and saying it was an accident, but he then complained, which resulted in me being unemployed. The man I spilled coffee on was my uncle. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
Today, I took the bus to work. I was exhausted and had a big mug of coffee. Half asleep and thinking I was in my car, I reached forward to put it in the "cup holder" during the ride. When I let go, I poured hot coffee not only all over myself, but also on the large, angry-looking man next to me. FML
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML
Today, a customer threw his cup of coffee at me screaming that it wasn't hot enough. Well, maybe it wasn't hot enough for him, but it was sure hot enough to burn me. FML
Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML
Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML
Today, right before a job interview, I spilled hot coffee all over my lap. The stain looked incredibly suspicious. During the interview, the recruiter kept glancing down awkwardly while I tried to maintain eye contact and confidence. FML
Today, my boyfriend “accidentally” spilled a cup of hot tea on my lap at the dinner table. I had to get treated for second degree burns, because the skin on my lap was heavily saturated with the stuff. Apparently, he’s still mad at me for buying a male coworker a present for his birthday. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML
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ea49610 0
Wow nice uncle you got
flakitaa22 0
Nice uncle you got there .
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Comments (105)
patrickalamo 48
This will directly effect his Christmas present.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Effect? As in "op shit in his/her uncle's christmas present, it's super effective" Effective?
DougSchlechter 3
My girlfriend of two years decided that she is gonna stop having sex with me because my "manhood" is too big and it hurts her. She also said it hurts her jaw. I'm screwed. FML
THE_A_TEEN 28
MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN FML. YOU ACT LIKE AN ATTENTION *****.
Nyrus13 4
That's funny
truwinna 0
Family reunuions will be the best!
Quasar55_fml 18
You can be fired after one complaint ? I can hardly believe that :/
CiaranPM 0
I'd complain if some fucktard spilled coffee on me too.
Snookie85 19
Roflmbo
PixelNoob 11
I might just be in a bitchy mood today, but I have little sympathy for OP. Spilling hot coffee on anyone, regardless of your relation to them, puts the company you work for at high risk of being sued by that unfortunate person. The business probably fired her to save itself, thus the other employees, from losing everything. Accidents do happen, but some people these days would rather sue you for everything you've got instead of letting you make a mistake every now and then :(
bubo_fml 11
Uncle Fukka!!
Neonnight 0
Nice get a better job