Today, I spilled hot coffee all over this man at work. I tried apologizing and saying it was an accident, but he then complained, which resulted in me being unemployed. The man I spilled coffee on was my uncle. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
Today, I took the bus to work. I was exhausted and had a big mug of coffee. Half asleep and thinking I was in my car, I reached forward to put it in the "cup holder" during the ride. When I let go, I poured hot coffee not only all over myself, but also on the large, angry-looking man next to me. FML
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML
Today, a customer threw his cup of coffee at me screaming that it wasn't hot enough. Well, maybe it wasn't hot enough for him, but it was sure hot enough to burn me. FML
Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML
Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML
Today, right before a job interview, I spilled hot coffee all over my lap. The stain looked incredibly suspicious. During the interview, the recruiter kept glancing down awkwardly while I tried to maintain eye contact and confidence. FML
Today, my boyfriend “accidentally” spilled a cup of hot tea on my lap at the dinner table. I had to get treated for second degree burns, because the skin on my lap was heavily saturated with the stuff. Apparently, he’s still mad at me for buying a male coworker a present for his birthday. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML
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ea49610 0
Wow nice uncle you got
flakitaa22 0
Nice uncle you got there .
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Comments (105)
mic203 2
get another hot full cup,now aim to his junk.
ScarletBloom 14
He must be holding some grudge on you for a long time.
MicMic_fml 7
Or he could just be a dick.
laceyanneman 7
I don't understand why someone would fire you because you accidentally spilled coffee on him.It was obviously an accident.That's just ridiculous.
jazzybaby179 22
Can't blame him, hot coffee hurts like a bitch!
CuteDumBlonde64 11
But is it worth it to LOSE YOUR JOB? I mean REALLY?!
thijskrol 0
then its time for him to get his pie
_Vamp_ 9
I'm sorry, but if you would've spilled hot coffee on me, not only would I get you fired, but I'd **** you with a rake. Here, take this rhyme with you: Family or not, that shit's hot.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Not only you would get her fired (ok or not) but you would rape her. Whaaaa......
Horrorfan 6
You, sir, are a jerk
Pufferfish78 5
Wow you are violent aren't you? Sick bastard!
RA661 8
eeeeek you're one of those people who make life difficult for others!
guckylynn 19
Kinda fits that he's a ginger.
steviesnm 6
Nasty bastard. So, if your niece accidentally spilled coffee on you, you'd get her fired, then rape her? You obviously have no respect for family, or anyone for that matter. You sound like the black sheep of your family if you'd rape your niece.
DrewsFML 8
You cried "uncle" but they showed you no mercy.
mrahhhhh 21
Sounds like something a certain lion named Scar would do, or the character who inspired him... I think his name was King Leonadis? I don't remember Hamlet much.
mrahhhhh 21
It was ******' Claudius. Hahaha, man I messed up :) .
scruffy_janitor5 1
Now get another cup and throw it in his face
Horrorfan 6
Wow, your uncle's a straight up douchbag. Nothin' like family values huh?