Today, I dutifully attended my husband's local gig at a coffee shop. I thus found out, through song, about my husband's affair, in front of about 100 people. All of whom we both know. FML
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leannez 21
This is OP. I approached them both long before they made they affair public. (Which they denied) But he literally sang the song to me to make sure I knew. I walked out before it was over.
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0h_Boy 26
Wow. He really did that? Make the bastard sing soprano!
Aspen_Grace33 27
That's pretty low of him to not be man enough to tell you himself, yet write a song about it and tell the rest of the world. Fyl indeed!
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0h_Boy 26
Wow. He really did that? Make the bastard sing soprano!
DaDezza244 31
What a cheating douche bag. Divorce that scumbag. You deserve better OP :)
patrickalamo 48
And talk like Mickey Mouse the rest of his life
Egao_fml 8
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.
IAmJad 18
3, your thread-jacking ass is just as bad.
GothickNihilist 15
27 I think if that happened it would be the perfect act of revenge, not to mention hilarious.
geon_olam 17
I'm pretty sure that castrating someone to make them sing soprano only works before the vocal chords mature. At this point it's too late. (Unless OP is married to a prepubescent boy.)
draegbomb 5
40- you're
draegbomb 5
40- sorry I'm an idiot. I read your comment wrong and I trolled my self I guess.
TheOnlyX 11
81- I think I may have just fractured my nose by face palming.
Aspen_Grace33 27
That's pretty low of him to not be man enough to tell you himself, yet write a song about it and tell the rest of the world. Fyl indeed!
Jjgibbs 5
Hopefully the coffee was good?
donkeykongo 7
How sure can she be if her evidence is a song? Maybe he made it up for the sake of an intriguing story and lyrics, I know tons of songs where the lyrics aren't truthful. But yeah if he really did, well what a douche!
Aspen_Grace33 27
Well, I'm guessing that she didn't just leave it at that. I'm sure they had a nice loonnngggg talk afterwards where he said something to prove her suspicions to be correct.
donkeykongo 7
Or she was so upset that she posted this fml during the gig x) But yeah that makes more sense
cc135 5
That just simply blows.
Eelam_star 2
your comment blows and you took up one of the good spots OP, if I was you I'd be relieved because life is too short to spend with this douche. Here is to hoping his Mother ****** is rich.
Eelam_star 2
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spazz666 18
Your comment was just as bad as his.
lilhellian 27
You all failed because you all complained. Lets just hope they get boo'd off before they even play next time.
sutianneli 13
63- I thought it was worse.
cc135 5
Well shit sorry my comment didn't please you...I'll make sure to try harder next time.
mclauren29 22
That's the trouble with marrying a muso, they have to have something good to write and play about. Suffering makes great art.
Tezoma 28
Being with other women is incredible suffering. Definitely a good something to write about. These statements are peppered with extreme sarcasm.
mclauren29 22
He creates his own suffering by making others suffer.
Dracoboxer357 36
Ouch, Op, my condolences. :( At least he really hung himself out to dry in the process. But still, that's horrible both for him cheating on you and for not telling you Privately to your face. :p
MsConfusedd 27
Wow he's an idiot.
BlowinChronic 18
I think any smart man would have seen you in the crowd and decided it was best to not sing that song haha. I hate cheaters though so I think it's good that you found out and can address it.
DjeePee 25
A smart man with some ethics would have wanted OP to know the truth.
AngelicTide 11
A smart man with ethics wouldn't have cheated in the first place.
BlowinChronic 18
I wasn't talking about ethics. Smart people can have no ethics.
DjeePee 25
There's no doubt that OP's husband is a jerk. I was talking about the other men who were singing the song. If you have no ethics, you're imo not a smart man.
SilverInGray 25
I think people can be smart and not have ethics. They're not really connected in some instances
RedPillSucks 33
So OP married a cheater and an idiot?
oj101 33
That must have struck a sour note with you.
monocyte 4
He won't be very successful or popular then. Nobody likes a cheater. And he's singing about it? I have some rotten tomatoes in my fridge, let's throw them at him!!
Neligee 9
What an ass wipe !