Today, I spent the entire day packing my car full of boxes for my move tomorrow. When I finally finished, I realized I didn't have the car key. It's inside one of the boxes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I finally moved all my boxes into my new apartment. I was settling in when my alarm clock that was stashed in one of the boxes began ringing. Two hours and several boxes later, I still can't find it. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, I'm moving to almost 1,000 miles to a new state. I packed everything up in the U-Haul and it is en route to the new place. I just realized that it shows up tomorrow and I have no idea where the keys are to unlock the back. FML
Today, after being without my car keys for two days, I finally got a locksmith to unlock my car on the off chance I'd left my keys in there. $170 later, the car was open, but I didn't find my keys. Frustrated, I threw the paperwork in the garbage... where I spotted my keys. FML
Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML
Today, I helped my fiancé pack up and head to Texas for a business trip. I'm not only going to miss him, but I'll also miss my car keys that I accidentally left in his car. I drive for a living. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
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Top comments
Stoffer69 0
Wow you must have a REALLY big car if it took you all day to put boxes in it!
man_whore_92 0
YDI for being a idiot.
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Comments (45)
iFruit 0
I agree with number 13. Oh wait, I am number 13!
OMGoriginality 0
OP I'm really happy for you and Ima let you finish, but Peter Griffin had one of the best car lockouts of all time, OF ALL TIME!
Sun_Kissed18 25
Kanye meme = old. try to be original next time :) edit: Just saw your name... fail.
Bright_Lights 14
COMMENT WIN XD
Bright_Lights 14
NO :|
PoeticPixie 0
I sympathize with you on this one. I was helping my friend pack, and later that evening, after I got home, I realized that my phone had gone missing. I was spazzing, thinking I had packed it into one of her boxes. Thank God, it was just under her bed. Maybe your keys weren't really in a box, you just forgot them somewhere.
honeyishrnkdakid 2
FYL. But don't go through and try to unpack and search all those boxes, just call AAA.
teach09 0
AAA isn't going to magically start her car for her if she doesn't have her keys...and i'm pretty sure they won't unpack all those boxes either...
TheRoker 0
YDI for not having a spare
Stoffer69 0
Wow you must have a REALLY big car if it took you all day to put boxes in it!
FarSide 23
Omen.
yourkiddingright_fml 0
Stupid is as stupid does!
stupiddumbblonde 0
Oooh. Sorry to hear that, bud. :/ next time, think it through before you shut the door. XD.
DV8_007 0
and? ... dont you have a spare?