Today, I spent the entire day packing my car full of boxes for my move tomorrow. When I finally finished, I realized I didn't have the car key. It's inside one of the boxes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I finally moved all my boxes into my new apartment. I was settling in when my alarm clock that was stashed in one of the boxes began ringing. Two hours and several boxes later, I still can't find it. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, I'm moving to almost 1,000 miles to a new state. I packed everything up in the U-Haul and it is en route to the new place. I just realized that it shows up tomorrow and I have no idea where the keys are to unlock the back. FML
Today, after being without my car keys for two days, I finally got a locksmith to unlock my car on the off chance I'd left my keys in there. $170 later, the car was open, but I didn't find my keys. Frustrated, I threw the paperwork in the garbage... where I spotted my keys. FML
Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML
Today, I helped my fiancé pack up and head to Texas for a business trip. I'm not only going to miss him, but I'll also miss my car keys that I accidentally left in his car. I drive for a living. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
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Top comments
Stoffer69 0
Wow you must have a REALLY big car if it took you all day to put boxes in it!
man_whore_92 0
YDI for being a idiot.
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Comments (45)
j_rock1981 0
Way to be...dummy
ananamoose 0
Oh thats when you stop??? I always went until i passed out wake up on the bathroom floor and hey my ears are clean as soon as the bleeding stops
Brooklynxman 0
The entire day? How ******* big is your car?
plexico 4
It doesn't matter. You would have gotten boxed in on the California freeways anyway.
sammy6597 0
Spare key?
the_stereotype 0
i love the reference, and i hope i'm not the only one who got it
harryluvsginny 0
I don't get it......
Ericabbyx22 0
just dig in it and look for it
conversesk8er 0
YDI dumbass. But sorry about that
DumDum999 0
Now, Anonymous, let me ask you... DEAL or NO DEAL???