Today, I spent the entire day packing my car full of boxes for my move tomorrow. When I finally finished, I realized I didn't have the car key. It's inside one of the boxes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I finally moved all my boxes into my new apartment. I was settling in when my alarm clock that was stashed in one of the boxes began ringing. Two hours and several boxes later, I still can't find it. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, I'm moving to almost 1,000 miles to a new state. I packed everything up in the U-Haul and it is en route to the new place. I just realized that it shows up tomorrow and I have no idea where the keys are to unlock the back. FML
Today, after being without my car keys for two days, I finally got a locksmith to unlock my car on the off chance I'd left my keys in there. $170 later, the car was open, but I didn't find my keys. Frustrated, I threw the paperwork in the garbage... where I spotted my keys. FML
Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML
Today, I helped my fiancé pack up and head to Texas for a business trip. I'm not only going to miss him, but I'll also miss my car keys that I accidentally left in his car. I drive for a living. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
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Top comments
Stoffer69 0
Wow you must have a REALLY big car if it took you all day to put boxes in it!
man_whore_92 0
YDI for being a idiot.
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Comments (45)
man_whore_92 0
YDI for being a idiot.
Gia0896 0
Nice going Dip Shit.
dcbog123 0
haha dumbass i hope you never find them
IDopeboyFresh 0
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lebronesque73091 12
That must require a bit of absentmindedness. Good luck finding them.
torch433 1
thtz fukked up she jus made a mistake leave her tha fukk alone jeez people r so rude these days
firepowahhx90 0
Woooooow. That sucks, I'm gonna say ydi for being stupid enough to do that, and fyl for having to unbox the box. lulz.
morbidsweet 0
LMFAO XD Nice. FYL, but YDI, be more careful with your keys next time :P.
brianjman14 23
wow u stupid retard
SaintJimmy 0
I agree with #11.
wickedsmart 0
Why the **** would you pack your keys? Ydi for being a collage dropout
teach09 0
how do you drop out of collage? just wondering...
Starchild21 3
Lol I guess Wicked was the one to drop out. Collages are so hard these days :P ________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
Okie7123 0
Yea, I'm not fan of collages. They're kinda tacky and best saved for scrap booking by high school girls.
michaelcarell 0
good job. retard
Ky_123 0
was that a FRIENDS reference?
per_lover 0
ydi for being a retard
ScaryPants3 0
I don't really get why you would pack your keys in the first place.
wolfy_fml 5
It was probably an accident. Whenever I am doing something like packing or taking out the trash (and need my keys to get back into the apartment) I always quadruple check (or more) to make sure my keys are in my pocket and not in the trash/packing boxes.
ScaryPants3 0
That's understandable. My mother is horrible with her keys so I usually have to check for her. :P