Today, I helped my fiancé pack up and head to Texas for a business trip. I'm not only going to miss him, but I'll also miss my car keys that I accidentally left in his car. I drive for a living. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend left for basic training. I went to say goodbye to her at the airport. Only after I walked back to my car did I realize that she still had the keys. My extra set was back at the house, locked in. FML
Today, I spent the entire day packing my car full of boxes for my move tomorrow. When I finally finished, I realized I didn't have the car key. It's inside one of the boxes. FML
Today, my boyfriend didn't come home from a night of drinking with the boys again, so I told him that I was packing my things and I wouldn't be here when he came home. After all my things were packed, I realized he drove my car to the bar. FML
Today, I was driving back from school 100 miles away from my home with my fiancé and dog. While stopping for gas, we accidentally left our car keys and cell phones in the car. The dog sat on one of the keys and engaged the locks. We were locked out of the car until the tow truck arrived. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, my fiancé forgot his wallet. He realized this once we were 5 hours away from home, before checking into a hotel, that had reservations under his name. FML
Today, I was helping my friend pack her carry on for her vacation. I drove her to the airport, and after her plane took off, I noticed I put my cell phone in her purse. Her vacation is 2 months long. FML
Today, I had an argument with my partner, which resulted in us breaking up, and me leaving. I drove for half an hour before I realised I had left my handbag, purse, and licence at his place. I had to go ask for it back. FML
Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
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Juan_M 0
Get them mailed back?
Person1233 13
Its hot-wiring time!
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Comments (84)
caitlyn_skater 0
next time use ur brain and remember things
cherrypieguy 0
I agree 95%. the other 5% is me forgering things too.
MarkSeattle 0
uh spare set of keys perhaps... you do rely on them for your living after all...
Trupe 3
I just thought about something, how'd your car keys end up in his car? Usually people help pack inside the house. Unless by "in his car" you mean "in the luggage, which just so happens to be in his car"
Freeze_fml 17
Good job, #16.
eazyeeze 0
Your fiancé is a smart man. Keep your ass home, clean the house and await for his return. Keep it tight aight?
softballgirl16 0
YDI for not having spare keys
The_Fonz_fml 0
Saying aight is really stupid and annoying and OP you should take up car jacking
hahaiseeyou 0
ydi, you should have a spare of keys
eazyeeze 0
#32...trying to bring back Fonzie is **** so thanks for your gay opinion
Kassandra2011 0
awe that one is the cutest, captain
PottentialFML 0
Her job is the Transporter move over stathom
isaiaha11 2
call him have him find and mail it
cincin75 0
38, gorgeous pic! is that you?
hales1919 3
that's what spare keys are for...
RokstaRx88 0
ur a woman and you drive for a living just settin up to fail
robtuffguy 0
you can also have him mail it back smartie
ankeith 0
why would you get on in the first place.
UberFail79 0
Hahaha, sure. "Business trip". Let's go with that.
VraelVhalen 0
LOLOLOL people going on business trips usually fly, not drive. It is faster and means you spend less time traveling and more doing business so you get back faster. Fake.
puggfuggly 0
I agree, it's fake. if your job is driving ( which doesn't seem like much of a job) then you would have spare keys and people don't drive to bussines trips, company pays for flight. FAKE
The_Fonz_fml 0
who said I was trying to bring him back?
bonicr 0
XFD 41! Stop covering 78, you walked right into that. XD
SubjectX 0
call a locksmith or the dealership woman. christ.
texasmadeG 0
hahaiseeyou is so gorgeous!(: and also agree with her(:
LordXavier 0
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Princessx3Jamie 0
57, haha why do guys like you insist on hitting on girls on this site?! go to match.com not here!
Fishque 0
Wow fail... -_-
Person1233 13
Its hot-wiring time!
Person1233 13
****! it's***
DreamzRrraawwrr 0
Actually..you got the first "its" correct Lol. It's ----> it is
DreamzRrraawwrr 0
Ahh..nvm stupid me..I'm wrong..tee hee! >:3
deafeningsilence 8
Grammar Nazi FAIL.
austin1414 3
Grammar Jew FAIL.
metfanatic1986 0
awesome pic
SexyKat23 2
that totally blows for you!! you should keep them in your purse or have a key hook. WTF were you doing with your keys while you were helping him pack?!
twinny_sc 13
Yes seriously why was the keys anywhere near you while you were packing?
amiemariej 0
she left her keys in the car. he could have picked her up the day before to go get dinner when he got home and she used her keys to lock the door and forgot to take them out of the car when they got home
tdwp964 0
fail
tdwp964 0
fail
Juan_M 0
Get them mailed back?
Fuckme19 0
good idea....you have a nice body by the way(:
Cuppycake1488 0
You mean "fuckme9"? I'm so lame(: haha
Fuckme19 0
fuckme9? what? haha and I didn't even make this account
supergirl69_fml 0
he's referring to the fact that you seem like you wanna **** #9, (fuckme9) like **** me number nine
KiddNYC1O 22
27- niiice. I see what you did there lol
Xx_jESSii 3
Lol nice 27
schwancy 2
I live for a driving.
perdix 31
Move over, baby. Give me the keys. I'm gonna drive your little red love machine.
LookinLikeDrake 0
goof song
Fuckme19 0
your fault? like the other person above me said, put them in your purse or get a key hook.
Shockskilletz 0
bacons
smokergirl420 0
potato! what does bacon have to do with anything?
Shockskilletz 0
idk
hales1919 3
yum