illenram06
Philippines
Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I spent two hours researching ways to fake my death, just so I can escape my crazy, overbearing stalker of a mum. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Hyde Park, United States
Rude awakening
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I actually thought of faking my own death to get away from my girlfriend and her insane, overbearing family. FML
whattheHellman
Traralgon, Australia
Secretive
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Anonymous
Appearance matters
Today, I tried thinking of the best way to kill myself without leaving my body intact enough for people to continue to judge. FML
Foolish
Los Altos, United States
Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML
theawfulpresent
Germantown, United States
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
Ella
United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
HelpPlease
San Francisco, United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
stuck
Hägersten, Sweden
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He decided to lock me in the apartment until I say that we are in fact still together. This is the 4th time he has done this. FML
Top comments
amrik 11
sell him
seeunexttuesdays 6
it's called a gun.
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mrredkneck 2
restraining order it isn't hard
iSurf_fml 8
Move to China? Or Kansas, no one looks there.
Creamysweeps 5
hey I live in china!
sheethapins 13
The munchkins will find her in Kansas.
iSurf_fml 8
If she's under 18, she can join the children of the corn. I hear they have pretty tight security.
xGolBLiiN 1
go swimming in the ocean while he's swimming hop on the boat and go away. problem solved
Diaz_559 5
Tell him you like women now.
thatonename 7
except for the possible murderous rage if he takes it as an insult. you know, he's so pathetic it turned her gay.
MMachina1 0
That might make him want to stick around even more don't u think!?
diaz5 1
u hav the same last name as me hahahah
jillianmathers12 13
I would ask a friend to be with you when you do break up with him just for safety reasons.
brianjman14 23
Maybe bring your dad over if he's stronger than your boyfriend.
ebaG1345 0
I have the same problem, he won't go away!!!!! when you figure out a marvelous and extravagant excuse let me know!!! haha
bfflrhea 0
lmaoo
xk75 4
I googled domestic violence resources in your area, please contact the women's crisis centre in Manila, www.wccmamila.com or call them at 02-929-2590, can't vouch for their services as I am not nearby but it's a start. take care and good luck!
habrand 1
I had a crazy ex. All you can do is change your number, if it continues get a RO I did both