illenram06
Philippines
Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I spent two hours researching ways to fake my death, just so I can escape my crazy, overbearing stalker of a mum. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Hyde Park, United States
Rude awakening
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I actually thought of faking my own death to get away from my girlfriend and her insane, overbearing family. FML
whattheHellman
Traralgon, Australia
Secretive
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Anonymous
Appearance matters
Today, I tried thinking of the best way to kill myself without leaving my body intact enough for people to continue to judge. FML
Foolish
Los Altos, United States
Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML
theawfulpresent
Germantown, United States
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
Ella
United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
HelpPlease
San Francisco, United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
stuck
Hägersten, Sweden
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He decided to lock me in the apartment until I say that we are in fact still together. This is the 4th time he has done this. FML
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amrik 11
sell him
seeunexttuesdays 6
it's called a gun.
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Comments (359)
daisyloo 7
Oh well, maybe you could just make up some crazy story and hope with all your might that he will believe you and realize you can't be together! Either way, FYL:(
MicMic_fml 7
Something like "Hey baby, I just had the surgery.. Wanna see whose dick's bigger?"
daisyloo 7
Then she would have to show him, and rhey would be exactly where they started if not worse.
daisyloo 7
*They, sorry.
ambowew 7
Shoot him in the foot and leg it.
Glitterhinoceros 14
Or bring candy. Lots and lots of candy
ED35 7
My ex-gf was so crazy she got into the shower with me clutching a pistol 3 weeks after we had broken up. I feel your pain OP.
seeunexttuesdays 6
.....what did you do then?
cowboyhater4ever 0
well its very simple, she wanted him to stick the pistol in her ass. or vise versa o.O
seeunexttuesdays 6
LOL win!
XxDevilxXGt 26
sounds extremely bad-ass, some would say even a little sexy. But that's if you were still together and you wanted to play cops in the shower. heh.
miss_fab 0
wow who know people could be so crazy
BruisedGiraffe 15
if it was three weeks later, how'd she get into your shower?
seeunexttuesdays 6
121, psychos have their ways.
writergirl23 19
He left the door unlocked idiot, duh ...
seeunexttuesdays 6
or she coulda used her psycho powers to find a secret passageway into his house. duh!
wtfmylifedude 8
Tell the police, not FML maybe? Sorry OP. :/
ifmlftw 0
restraining order maybe? or just be straight forward
bfflrhea 0
sucks ferr youu?
stepho14 0
restraining order? change your identity? run away to Canada?
A7X_LoVeee 10
Running all the way to Canada from the Philippines would be pretty hard.
idontevenwhatist 1
Actually, Filipino immigration is one of Canada's most looming issues of the day. Unfortunately for OP, they have already begun to reverse this national crisis: dam construction around all of Canada's most vulnerable borders has been in the works for the past few months now. OP, I would invest in a gun, and some galoshes.
heyhihello95 12
good luck with that.
all4pooh 4
Where was your phone??
hateevryone 15
call the police