Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I spent two hours researching ways to fake my death, just so I can escape my crazy, overbearing stalker of a mum. FML
Rude awakening
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, I actually thought of faking my own death to get away from my girlfriend and her insane, overbearing family. FML
Secretive
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Appearance matters
Today, I tried thinking of the best way to kill myself without leaving my body intact enough for people to continue to judge. FML
Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He decided to lock me in the apartment until I say that we are in fact still together. This is the 4th time he has done this. FML
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amrik 11
sell him
seeunexttuesdays 6
it's called a gun.
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iDONTNO54 0
Call the cops.
Coolbreezer 0
intro him to the new psycho boyfriend
evybeth 0
Been there done that ! Good luck!! >.<
foxfur 25
Hey if you can, bring a friend, make sure someone is there with you, if not multiple. You are safer in numbers. Good luck
Coolguyt2 0
Google it: "how to break up with a psycho boyfriend safely"
MonGuillaume 2
Oh, honey. Call the police. No one should ever threaten you to the point that you fear for your life. You need to get someone to protect you.
brian345 5
make him break up with you
quietgirl_ 0
Call the police '-' been there done that.
shmidrep27 5
Go. To. The. Police. File a restraining order.
heyhooker 11
The funny thing is they act normal and wonderful then slowly the crazy starts coming through maybe like being punched in the face at slow motion. I had to Move 1300 miles away and change everything but my life is so much more brighter